Ice Nine

@theicenine

Second most famous tractor in Aotearoa You need random arse, you got it, especially if it involves stience

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Ice Nine@theicenine· 3d

TIL pink fairy armadillo exist and they are wild!

Something that looks like it came from a Dr Seuss book

It has pink scales atop white fur and most ridiculous large claws and a pink snout and a fluffy white bum and looks like a sausage and apparently would fit in yer hand

Ice Nine@theicenine· 4d

'90s style "Now that's what I call music" album cover, but it says "Continuous Trucks and Thunder Under a Mother's Smile"

Ice Nine@theicenine· 8d

Got up the hills last night, but only managed a 10 second hand-held shot here in Ōtautahi #photography

A spooky shot looking like it's sepia of a road and snow lying around

A skeletal tree is in the middle

Ice Nine@theicenine· 10d

But did this event have an impact upon...

A scientific paper from the Journal OIKOS (1990):

Spatial distribution of the montane unicorn

Stuart H Hurlbert

Abstract
Analysis of the spatial distribution patterns of five populations of the recently discovered montane unicorn (Monoceros montanus) yield several surprising results. Principal among these is the fact that when censused using a grid of 1 km2 quadrats all populations yielded a variance:mean ratio of 1.0, though each population showed a different pattern of aggregation and none correponded to a Poisson distribution. Distributions with these mathematical properties are termed unicornian. It is demonstrated that the variance:mean ratio is useless as a measure of departure from randomness, though it is widely recommended as such. The ratio is also uninterpretable as a measure of aggregation except for its coincidental relationship to indices such as the Morisita index of aggregation ( I M). I M can be defined in terms of the probability of two randomly selected individuals being found in the same quadrat or sampling unit. It can be generalized to yield a family of indices, I Mr, relating to the probability of r randomly selected individuals being found in the same sampling unit. Presentation of a plot of I Mr versus r may often be preferable to condensation of all information on aggregation into a single value, such as I M. Comment is also offered on the need to consider a range of spatial scales, on the corresponding definitional and scale aspects of plotless sampling, and on the fruitlessness of attempting to view spatial patterns themselves as consisting of only two distinct aspects, such as intensity and grain.

Ice Nine@theicenine· 15d

Hold on, here's the quote from another political figure in an article today. Disingenuous reply you received

A Stuff headline quoting a public figure: "Nash had previously been admonished for defining a woman as “a person with a p...y and a pair of t..s”.

Ice Nine@theicenine· 15d

Oh, btw, my contribution would be to s269 of the Crimes Act 1961

A screen capture of the Crimes Act 1961 making it an offence to fondle avocados

Ice Nine@theicenine· 20d

It has variable moist though 🤔

A Trade Me listing description, it states "Pink velour material
Moist depends on how posted. Add extra for rural"

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jul 7

I'm sorry Dallas, but the H&S people have got out of control

A screen capture of the IoMTT

A building has a small blue cushion as if it'll actually do something

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jul 5

Hey #NZPol and #AoNZ science, has the woke mind virus been isolated yet, and if not why not?

An old man writing on Facebook about shaking his fist at clouds

Again

I think Winnie P should be kept away from technology

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jul 1

I went to Tāmaki-makau-rau Auckland and a Storm Trooper tried to shoot me They missed - I must be the good guy

An alleyway at night

At the end is a building with lit up brick columns

A red neon light goes diagonally across the top of the picture as if a Storm Trooper tried to shoot me

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jun 25

My goose has pipe

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jun 21

Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons image

Homer Jay Simpson is having his leg chewed on by an orange space coyote

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jun 17

I recently got an error on W11 stating that I couldn't save a file and suggesting I check if my disk was copy protected Like this is in my living room, but wut? And I just realised it isn't write protected anyway

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jun 14

As long as the fountain buckets, there will be no apocalypse!

A small red tractor in Cuba Mall

In the background is the Fountain of the Bucket

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jun 13

Got a fren to clean up those pesky pointers... #spider #video

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jun 9

Oh @apocalypseelf.bsky.social - I finally found the map bit with the best place - at least Somebody thinks and knows what's great about it. For reference I think it was a John Dower map about 1855

A clip from a map c. 1855. It is of Fiordland, Aotearoa New Zealand.

One of the fiords is named at the head with "Somebody knows what"

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jun 4

A how do you feel chart, but this saying "On a scale of naked mole rat, how are you today?" and nine numbered if naked mole rats are displayed

Ice Nine@theicenine· Jun 3

Here's something cool for those in Whanganui-a-Tara - not being there means I won't attend, boo

A poster for the Crown Lynn Pottery Market in Whanganui-a-Tara on 13 June

It shows Crown Lynn pottery in use - cups of tea or coffee, scones and a pottery scone

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 30

So media report on rural perception of climate change in AoNZ - 69% agreed climate change is occurring and 83% of them consider it driven by human activity But only 41% consider it's driven primarily by human activity = UNDER 30% stating climate change is happening and primarily our fault

A pie graph from the annual survey of rural decision maker, 2025, for the question on beliefs and causes of climate change.
69% state climate change is occurring
19% state there is insufficient evidence
6% state it is not occurring
7% state there is insufficient evidence.

On the right is a stacked column graph, displaying of the 69% who state climate change is occurring:
3% are unsure why
41% state it is mostly caused by human causes
42% state it is equally natural and human causes
14% state is is mostly natural causes

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 26

I was tempted wifh this - why you never leave me alone with image editing software

A pale stale male over his depth

He has become a cone head to try and compensate for being a bald conserve Prime Minister in a poor fitting suit

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 26

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you have already on your phone

A floof black cat stares malevolently from behind some agapanthus, whilst sitting next to a transformer

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 25

Original Star Trek SS Enterprise flying over an Earth like planet

Written across the top is "Did I leave the oven on?"

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 24

Cleaning out sleepout and found this complete and in good condition - up your alley @dallasbarnett.com right? 15 y.o. who originally bagged it is quite interested in it now, since I pointed out its origins

Box for the game Dungeon, from back 1975

It oddly shows a dungeon, with skeletons hanging from manacles

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 23

Why the fuck am I getting this racist shit in the letterbox #NZPol?

A cooker stop cogovernance flyer that was sitting in our letterbox, purporting to suggest Māori want to take Te Waipounamu's water for themselves, along with stereotype racist AI generated art and QR codes to boit

It has a yellow border a bit like a National Geographic, but this us actually the recycling bin lid, where it immediately went

Racist cunts

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 22

Come on Kieran...

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 21

Right now, sustained me through a decade of night shifts this exact one

My stovetop espresso on a hot element making strong coffee

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 20

List of weird RPGs I think - anyone heard of them? I haven't, except what is likely Tunnels and Trolls and maybe the zip-loc series...

A part pricelist from August 1984 of what I think are role playing games, includes what I think are Tunnels and Trolls box sets, rules and sheets for characters, was well as solo adventures such as 'Arena of Kazan', 'Overkill', and 'Sewers of Oblivion'

One category is Dwarfstar Minigames.

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 15

And have the Poor Mans Leica - need to finish the film in it

A shiny camera - the Lordomat SE

It's a film rangefinder and has nice solid heft

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 13

I told you it's older than Winnie! 1524 - that's at least forty years older than that old git in NZ parliament #book

The publishers page of a book, Aesopi - it shows it was printed in MDXXIIII or 1524

Ice Nine@theicenine· May 11

Beast - Marty be moar like this...