Bela Lugoatse

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Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· 25d

Charlie Daniels tweeting
Hey Taco Bell
The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject
months before he suddenly died

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· 25d

This kid's probably in the workforce now

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· 29d

Insane to run this on Bastille Day

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· May 24

Alright this one's a wash, getting started on my 2027 bingo card

Erotically charged TV streaming adaptation of Twilight where we see Edward Cullen's bare ass

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· May 22

It has been 11 years since I broke my habit of using Caps Lock to capitalize letters

Picture of tack taped to top of caps lock key on a Facebook post from 11 years ago

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· May 18

Deeply sorry to all those who got their hopes up

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· May 14

Make or break moment for my whole bottom row these next few days

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Apr 27

"This only benefits Trump-" due to the shooter millions of Americans have seen this picture

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Apr 19

Sorry wait how did I make it this far as a Gideon the Ninth fan without knowing the Locked Tomb audiobooks are narrated by the co-host of Nickelodeon GUTS???

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Apr 17

Brad Lander's Instagram with the caption "the mukbang video"

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Apr 10

Educating myself

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Mar 10

I recognize this one was basically a free space

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Feb 18

This one brings me no joy

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Feb 18

Being informed I missed one

Katy Perry opens Joy Awards 2026 in Saudi Arabia

2026 bingo card with Katy Perry collaborates with Saudi Arabia checked off

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Feb 18

Genghis Frog TMNT Magic Card on Scryfall

2026 Predictions with Crazy Frog Magic Card checked off

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Feb 7

Olympics Opening Ceremony

Kramer what's going on in there

Un film di Dario argento, jerry

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Feb 2

According to Karafun, one of the top most requested karaoke tracks of all time, sandwiched between Piano Man and Jolene, is Tequila???

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Jan 15

Who is Hans Zimmer's agent??? I just want to talk

Hans Zimmer to compose Harry Potter HBO series original score

Hans Zimmer to rework Saudia Arabia national anthem

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Jan 10

A friend announced that he'd been in a "car accident" while driving his child and this is what our NUMTOT ass slackbot did:

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Jan 4

Coworker: Are you watching the new Fallout season? Me, visibly sweating: I'm still catching up

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Jan 3

Well did it work for those people?

No it never does, I mean these people somehow deluxe themselves into thinking it might, but...

It might work for us.

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Jan 2

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Jan 1

2026 Predictions

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's private jet itinerary interpreted as marital difficulties
Quentin Tarantino announces he's not apologizing
Kanye rebaptises
RFK Jr. blames ADHD on non-traditional milk
The good thing happens May 17, 2026
Tim Robinson breaks bone
Meghan Trainor opens relationship with Boy from Spy Kids
Trump embraces Puerto Rico statehood
Erika Kirk answers a question about a Bravo TV show
Drake goes country
Clubchalamet directly intervenes in Timothee Chalamet's personal life
Visibly drunk Aubrey Plaza at the Las Culturista Culture Awards
Chappell Roan dresses as Eye Hand dude from Pan's Labyrinth
Another prominent Republican revealed to have killed dog
Phoebe Bridgers emulates Ozzy Osbourne bat biting incident
Andrew Tate live car chase
T.J. Miller public indecency incident
Elon Musk attempts to host rival Burning Man
Trump says 6-7
Zohran Mamdani at hyperpop concert
Viral article announces whole week without US mass shooting
Hilaria Baldwin throws punch
Katy Perry collaborates with Saudi Arabia
Eric Adams competes on Traitors
Crazy Frog Magic Card

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Dec 21

This is an actual blurb from The Atlantic included in the Wikipedia article from All I Want For Christmas is You

"Carey's masterpiece is an incredible feat of philosophical subterfuge. Christmas is a time of material and affection-based excess, yet the song is narrowly focused on just one thing: getting to be with a specific person, e.g., you. It rejects the idea of love in general in favor of love in particular, simultaneously defying and defining pop-music conventions. With infinitely more economy of expression and undoubtedly catchier lyrics, 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' is a sort of Hegelian dialectic of Christmastime desire, taking the conflicting notions of abundance and specificity and packaging them neatly into an earworm for the generations."

—Emma Green, The Atlantic

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Dec 16

Highly recommend having the handle TheIlluminati my latest follower has a blog about how Noah's Ark was nuclear powered

Navy in the Neolithic was powered by oars, sails, fuel, solar, it nuclear motors

A ship navigates thanks to its propulsion as without propulsion it will sink

The true story of the Biblical Flood and of Noah's Ark with its nuclear engine is on my blog

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Dec 16

Hate this shit FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA HAD NO SCRIPT AND DEMANDED THAT HIS ACTORS BE DRUNK. PUT SOME RESPECT ON THE METHOD

Apocalypse Now Kurtz scene with Instagram caption "the fact that Marlon Brando turned up late, drunk, overweight, without reading the script or the book and still gave this performance"

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Dec 11

Damn I was cooking with this 2016 Facebook post

Cold open: Hundreds of santas murmer in a crowded street. There's cheering, drinking, and vomiting. One of them struggles and falls down with another Santa. We slowly pan out until we can see the Empire State Building looming in the background. It's New York.

The camera begins to track a man in a suit carrying a briefcase, as he meets a group of people and exchanges some quick greetings. Behind him, we can see a santa pissing into a public telephone booth. The man finishes his quick conversation with the group and continues on through the revelry. The santa zips up his pants, and follows in the background.

The man comes to a door to a walkup, enters a code, and enters. The santa examines the door, then turns around and takes off his mask, revealing JAMES BOND.

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Dec 4

Olivia Nuzzi's new book opens with her outside the Met on a January 6th but not the big one ("Strange symmetry. Circular.") pondering how she's like JonBenet Ramsey

because of JonBenét Ramsey, because she was the first girl through whom I learned that if you are beautiful you may get killed, and once you are killed you will become the property of the country, and the country will resurrect you so that you can be killed again and again in ecstatic detail on the national altar of television; JonBenét Ramsey said that if you are beautiful you may get killed in service to your country.

Bela Lugoatse@theilluminati· Nov 28

I don't think the guy created when a curious GI flipped a switch at Castle Wolfenstein and rejuvenated a corpse with electricity can talk about magical transformations