6 more days until I return

1/5 📣Long thread warning📣 The following is something I've been meaning to discuss for a bit but I'm not always so comfortable being vulnerable here because..trolls. It often annoys me at times that there’s this trope that we don’t care about our clients. The reality is, some of us absolutely do.

When someone spends time with me & finds it necessary to to talk badly about other providers because they have lots of tattoos... I find it fun to inform them that after skin removal surgery I have great plans for a full sleeve & a thigh tattoo that extends up my hip, around my butt & up my back 😈

It's happening! Townsville you'll have me 3-6 September. A day trip to magnetic island and some sunset rooftop cocktails should definitely be added to the agenda.

I am pooped, it's been a rather productive day cooking and cleaning for open house number 1,837,209 🙄 I've made: Chocolate zucchini protein brownies High protein carrot cake muffins Grilled steak dense bean salad Mini breakfast frittatas Creamy sundried tomato chicken pasta.

Whoever came up with the name "Lick Ice cream", I applaud you on your double entendre

Im so close to Virgin Platinum I can almost taste it.. but right now it feels like 2 steps forward, 1 step back. Id happily be whisked away overnight somewhere. I'll even cover the Business upgrade because once you've got a comfy seat, a footrest, and a glass of Prosecco, it's hard to go backwards.

Grateful to the gent that reached out to warn me someone had stolen my pictures & used AI to put their face & tatts on to my body passing the pics off as their own. If you think someone has stolen my pics, Im happy for you to reach out via offline channels so I can possibly do something about it.

✨Sydney✨ Our time is complete! You were fun, and somewhat restful. I'm looking forward to heading home tomorrow to smother Rupert in all the love. I'll be passing back through for a little while in October for a few more adventures whilst I make my way to my new home. Xo

I just woke up from a nap and having a sex dream involving Jimmy Fallon 🥵

✨ Melbourne ✨ We are done! (For this trip). I have a little secret for you though. Some personal business is bringing me back 9-15 October...so if you missed me, you have another chance to catch me.

It's national orgasm day and I haven't had an orgasm.....

I really need to stay off romantasy tiktok. Rehashing the saddest parts of Cresent City and Fourth wing is killing me.

Every so often my photo album likes to throw up some interesting "on this day" memories. I'm trying to decide if these bad boys go in the keep, sell or donate pile.

I just did the math.. 71 days until I move! The catch? Between travel, study and everything already in the diary, there are only ✨36 days✨ left where our paths can cross in Brisbane. The countdown suddenly feels a whole lot shorter. 🤯

Debating whether I should brave the ticket queue for The Odyssey at IMAX while I'm in Melbourne. If someone wanted to make an evening of it, I certainly wouldn't object. 😉

My apartment smells amazing. I love that it only takes 5 minutes to throw everything into the pressure cooker to make a chunky red wine strew. 🤤

✨FUTURE AVAILABILITY UPDATE✨ SEPTEMBER I've just received word that I've been accepted to participate in some medical training for my studies which will take up a large portion of my time. This means no touring that month & limited availability. Preplanning is going to be super appreciated.

✨Sydney✨ You've been rescheduled! 3-5 August Haymarket location msha.ke/imogengreene

✨BRISBANE✨ Updated availability for the rest of July 💋 23/7 3-10pm* 24/7 9am-11pm* 25/7 10am-11pm* 26/7 10am-12pm / 7-10pm* 27-31 ✨Melbourne/Geelong✨ (limited availability) *Outside business hours may be available for advance or extended bookings. msha.ke/imogengreene

✨Melbourne and Geelong at the end of the month✨ I haven't visited nearly as often lately, so I'm looking forward to seeing some familiar faces and making the most of a few winter days down south. Now excuse me while I romanticise long coats, OTK boots, and weather that actually lets me wear them.

Someone did a double take when I said I'm a Pisces (they thought I was a Scorpio) and now I've fallen down a rabbit hole analysing my birth chart

I think watching videos of refurbishing old furniture has become my new porn. I feel a new hyperfixation coming on now that I'll have a new house to decorate soon.

An unfortunate cancellation means I've suddenly found myself with some free time in Sydney this Friday, 24th July. Lunch? Dinner? A view? I know just the girl. msha.ke/imogengreene

✨BRISBANE✨ Availability for the rest of July 💋 16/7 5-8pm 17/7 2-11pm* 18/7 10am-6pm / 9-11pm* 19/7 1-10pm* 20/7 9am-4pm 21/7 2.30-5.30pm / 7.30-10pm 22-24 ✨Sydney✨ (almost B/O) 27-31 ✨Melbourne/Geelong✨ (limited availability)

I'm so excited to be returning to Sydney and then Melbourne in the coming weeks. I'm so eager to get into all my winter fashion I'm already half packed! Who am I?! Still have some time in both cities to fill with activities both on and out of the bedroom. msha.ke/imogengreene

Knocking ones coffee into ones own lap is not the way l to get warm! 😬 We're off to a great start this morning 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

✨BRISBANE✨ There's still some availability this weekend but here's the remainder of July 💋

The way to tempt me into an early morning booking....blatent bribery. Coffee in one hand, a sweet treat in the other.

HAPPY FRIDAY! Good news ✈️Sydney✈️ I am coming to visit you 22-24 July! Limited availability remaining. msha.ke/imogengreene