🍳Professor Karotte

@thekarottepatch

🍴Dominique. ✏️she/her, 33, married, black. 🌈gposer, wolnpc shipper, weird woman 🎨DNI: minors, MAPs/lolicons/shotacons, raceplayers, zoos, gen ai users ♡ @arrogantglitch.bsky.social‬

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🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 3d

is this anything

A viera with dark skin, white hair, and light colored eyes stands in a neighborhood. Her dress is dark red and made of velvet and she wears a large brimmed, black witch hat.

A viera with dark skin, white hair, and light colored eyes gives a smile that reveals her top row of teeth, including sharp vampire style canines. She is wearing a large brimmed black hat, a velvety red dress with a black corset and silver neck piece.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 3d

clothes are always the last thing I think about so she's actually just booty buttcheeks naked outside of like accessories and shoes lmao but I am crafting........

An image of a very dark skinned viera. She has short white hair and has on black lipstick. Her right hand is brought up over the top of her chest and you can see she is wearing a black glove with gold 'claws' that have gem accents. Her left hand has the same black glove, however this hand is up closer to her mouth and her middle finger is sticking up.

A pair of over the knee boots. They are black and made of a silk material. Gold chains loop around the back. Gold chains also loop around the ankles. The heels are gold with ornamental designs.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 6d

a non-canon evil space karotte or something idk I just thought this was cute

A portrait of a brown skin viera. She has a neutral expression on her face. Her left eye is covered by a red eyepatch with gold accents. Her arms are crossed over a black jacket with red cuffs as well as red and gold accents. Her jacket has a white fur trim and you can partially see a cape.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 8d

I'm really really sorry to the like 5 other people on Kraken in this Empyreum ward but.........I'm giving Karotte the gingerbread house. I think it's cute.

A picture of the painting Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell. A workman in a jacket stands amongst a group of seated, well-dressed men.

This photo is being used in a meme context, where it represents someone’s freedom to unusual/bad opinions.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 9d

Someone's a little grumpy about their Bunny Day part-time gig.... *ੈ✩ #karottepatch #GPOSERS #viera #バニーの日 ‧₊˚

A pale female roegadyn and a dark-skinned female viera sit together on a blue couch at the Gold Saucer. The viera (Karotte) and the roegadyn (Crown) are both wearing traditional bunnysuits and holding trays with glasses. Crown has a grumpy expression; a text box near her states "What the fuck do you want?". Between the two of them, a fainter text box from Karotte reads "Crown! Shush!" as though she is whispering. A third text box, also from Karotte, reads "What my friend here means is please give us a moment and we will be hoppy to serve you!".

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 13d

okay this was not exactly what i meant by hat physics but alright.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 14d

woooow she's in game, now I just need to make the lace trim look like lace lol

Pictured is a Final Fantasy XIV screenshot of a Rava Viera. She is wearing an off the shoulder dress that is cream on the top and light pink on the skirt. Her shoes are chocolate brown Mary Jane's with white pearls serving as ankle straps. She looks as though she has just leapt down from a great height; her skirt is flowing in the wind. She gives the viewer a cheerful smile while topping her large witch hat to the side. Her hat is designed to resemble a vanilla ice cream cone with sprinkles. In her other hand is a giant, decorative spoon.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 14d

fine. FINE. if no one else is going to make food themed items then I will make them myself and Karotte will finally be the food mage I want all my sonas to be

Pictured is a screenshot from Blender. The background is gray with light colored grid lines. The focus of the image is a work in progress shot of an XIV mod meant to edit the Welkin Hat. It is a large, floppy, witch style hat. The hat and brim portion are textured to look like an ice cream cone. Ruffles or lace droop from the brim and are textured to be white with multi-colored sprinkles similar to vanilla ice cream. A cherry dangles from the tip of the hat.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 27d

bweeeeh *ੈ✩ #karottepatch #GPOSERS #viera ‧₊˚

A vertical portrait of a viera. The image is an in game screenshot (or GPOSE) taken in the game Final Fantasy XIV. A brown skinned woman with circular frame glasses gives a small smile and coyly taps her hands to her head.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· 28d

okay but.......what if Alton Brown was a bunnywoman? *ੈ✩ #karottepatch #GPOSERS #viera ‧₊˚

A brown-skinned, female, viera cracks an egg over a frying pan.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jul 10

I'm assembling a team

A work in progress (WIP) version of a "Warrior of Light Inspo Chart". The text at the bottom states: "Pick 6 characters that helped inspire/continue to inspire your WoL!".

The six characters filled in on the chart are:

Hannibal Lecter (as portrayed by Mads Mikkelsen in NBC's Hannibal television show).

Farnese from the Berserk manga.

Anthy Himemiya from Revolutionary Girl Utena.

The Doll from Bloodborne.

Rosemary Reed from Remothered: Tormented Fathers.

Mary from Dream Daddy.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jul 6

(screenshot taken by a friend!!) the sweat, blood, and tears that went into fighting the weights on this upscale were made 100% worth it because my friend put it on his catboy and juiced up his booty cheeks 🥰

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jul 4

This is what I was doing for the 6 months I was gone btw

The image is an edit of a meme.

There is a screenshot of James Sunderland from Silent Hill 2 walking down a foggy street.

Pasted on top of the screenshot are additional screenshots: a screenshot of a shirt being weight painted in blender, a screenshot of the IVCS2 skeleton in blender, a screenshot of the hair menu from VRoid Studio, a screenshot of the Python window open, a screenshot of the UV window in blender, a screenshot of the shader menu in blender, a screenshot of a folder with multiple files named bones attempt with increasing numbers appended to the end all the way to bones attempt 11, a screenshot of multiple layers in a Photoshop file.

Text overlaid in the top corner states "My autism has lead me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun".

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jul 2

also trying to frame your plugin as a way for people to keep fond memories when THIS is the reason you actually gave in your discord server for making the plugin is gross lol (also apologies, I am trying to get better about including alt text on my posts!)

A screenshot from the Memoria discord server. Someone in the server asks "what's the motivation and intention behind this project?".

The developer of the plugin (Architect Rose) replies "To collect as much data as possible., Then the data will be processed into character profiles. Who you are as a person. What you are doing, what you say, everything you do."

The original poster asks "and why is that?"

The developer of the plugin (Architect Rose) replies "I love data. Nothing more and nothing less."

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jul 2

rest in fucking peace bozo you won't be missed

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jul 1

walking back only the most egregious parts of the plugin after getting doxxed on 4chan is crazy work. just pack it all up and quit while you're ahead.

A screenshot from the discord server for the Memoria plugin. The screenshot contains a message from the developer which states:

New code is live, update your plugins.
Removed - Account ID tracking
Memoria no longer reads, stores, or links characters by the game's hidden account identifier. Alt characters are no longer linked together or shown anywhere, in-game or on the website, and every account identifier collected before this release has been permanently purged from the server.
Everything else Memoria records is unchanged: names, worlds, glamour, jobs, titles, Free Company, Grand Company, mounts, minions, and locations.
So not only are the account IDs no longer tracked, anyone who copies the code cannot retrieve that information from the database since it no longer exists.

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jun 22

one of the things I told myself I would do if I came back to the game was learn how to upscale and port things myself. it's a bit janky and I need to go back and fix up some of the weights, but today I managed to get this in game without anything exploding so I am very proud of myself :)

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jun 16

Don't blink folks or you'll miss this next incredible trick! *ੈ✩ #karottepatch #GPOSERS #viera ‧₊˚

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jun 14

I'll post about her eventually I promise but for now...... a soft launch/teaser for the Karotte I've been tinkering with......... *ੈ✩ #karottepatch ‧₊˚

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Jun 12

this is the only thing that matters to me

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Nov 7

HAPPY NAMEDAY KAROTTE!!! The years may change you but I will always love you

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Oct 9

Oh my God my Zenosversary is in a few days

🍳Professor Karotte@thekarottepatch· Sep 28

From the incense-laden mist of the midnight swamp, she rises. Half dream, half omen, she is bathed in the silver gaze of the full moon. #karottepatch ⚘ #viera ⚘ #GPOSERS