Tybalt in black jeans
@thekennedykab
Actor, circus artist, performer. GenX. Heteromantic Gray Ace. Dirty Fuckin Leftist®. Filipino-American. My roommate is a Maine Coon cat named Bonkers Tiberius Cat.
Friends my age (fifty-somethings) get upset when AARP sends them invitations to join them. But I said hell yes, and I get a 10-15% discount on random shit and I got this bad ass shoulder bag.
Wow, thank you YouTube AI. How many olympic size swimming pools of water did it cost to come up with this?
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you (USA Network, 1996 - it's so obscure I couldn't find any promo photos, so I screengrabbed this from a USA Network promo video).
ME: We’re halfway through the year. I think we’re gonna make it. NATURE:
How much of a geek am I? This skeet is about how happy I am to have my iPhone battery replaced. Along with a photo of my battery health.
Oh, nothing, just skating to Prince all night at the local roller rink.
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone #ProofOfCat
I don’t know what’s going on here but I feel like it’s a Manchurian Candidate thing.
Sometimes, around midnight, Bonkers demands that we race down the hall. I’m not kidding, she started doing this on her own.
When my cat wants to walk around the apartment building, I make her wear a tie so the neighbors will think she is a business person who was turned into a cat by a witch so they have to be nice to her no matter what lest they become hexed themselves.
What the hell? This could be either really spectacular or just plain terrible.
They were testing the fire alarm in my building so I took her out to a cafe for the first time.
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."