The Kat
@thekrazykat
Mostly humerus, sometimes Sirius The anonymous sailboat guy. Don't be annoying 'KThnxBye
"And then on the eighth day, God said 'Make it waterproof, and give it a kazoo'".
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows" - Bob Dylan, 'Subterranean Homesick Blues', 1965.
"There is no such thing as aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFOs just to annoy the US Navy." - Paul
You know it's hot outside when you check NOAA from your air conditioned living room and they say it's hot outside.
"It's a f*ckin republic, if youse assholes can keep it!" was the original quote, but a squeamish Thomas Jefferson made him tone down the rhetoric so as not to annoy the Danville Baptists.
Anne Bonny - sentenced to hang with drunken Captain Calico Jack Rackham but avoided the noose by claiming pregnancy. She didn't hang, but no one knows her ultimate fate.
For the record: I am deeply offended when Krasnov is compared to genuine badass Revolutionary War general, Benedict Arnold. Treason? Maybe, maybe not. His records and personal papers were lost during the battle of Valcour Island. There is much that is unknown in Arnold's story.
It was ANTIFA razorback clams. Everybody knows that ANTIFA has access to razorback clams. They just used a seagull to drop one in the Reflecting Pool, et voilà! A 300 meter slit.
"I told you, but did you listen? No, you did not listen. It was not aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFOs that blew up the oil silo, and I will not be taking any more questions."
"There is no such things as aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFOs just to annoy the US Navy and blow up the oil storage tank at the Moscow Oil Refinery in Kapotnya" - Paul
Maybe we should sell very expensive tickets to Mars, but instead put them all on a ship and leave them stranded on the Namibia Skeleton Coast. Sometimes I amaze myself.
Many people are saying that MAGA Shaman (Jacob Chansley) has declined to perform at the Freedom 250 concert citing emotional and security concerns.
Memorial Day. Not really a time of celebration, more of time for somber reflection. The rain is appropriate.