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erik@thelastbags· 9d

Folks....,,,, vote for @francescahongwi.bsky.social

A very handsome man with Erkel glasses and a "I Voted" sticker on his shirt

erik@thelastbags· 10d

As if I needed any further evidence that this guy is Swiss cheese brained

Screenshot of IG video from The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart. John Fetterman saying "And now, I think Bill Maher said something very insightful."

erik@thelastbags· 11d

Hoffman is contracted through 27 making 12.6M this year and next. Will be important to see details. His 26 Baseball Savant is promising.

erik@thelastbags· 11d

Hindsight, but the clear answer is CC Sabathia to the Brewers

Trending article on Baseball Savant:
Is Skubal the best ace ever traded at Deadline?

erik@thelastbags· 11d

The true trade deadline experience is just you and your bud texting each other in-depth baseball analysis:

A screenshot of a text thread.

First text contains a post from Jon Heyman saying Luis Arraez will play 2B for the Phillies, moving a bunch of guys around and ultimately putting Harper back in RF.

Second text: That's dumb

First text: Jo Adell to the guards
Second text: Meh

erik@thelastbags· 13d

Uhhh what do you got on Larnach to the Astros @nightengalejr.bsky.social @danhayesmlb.bsky.social?

@MarinoMLB
Sources: The Astros and Twins had agreed to a trade that would send Bryan Abreu to the Twins for Trevor Larnach. In the 11th hour, Astros owner Jim Crane nixed the trade. It is currently unclear if those talks will be revisited.
7:36 AM 8/1/26

erik@thelastbags· 13d

Hey @cheekface.bsky.social please play The Weather when you come to Madison, thanks it's a banger

A photo of a record with black and red swirl and "SIDE A" font kn a sketched fiery orange red and yellow. The Cheekface "Podium" album sleeve is behind it with a brown goat peaking out

erik@thelastbags· 16d

My “I Have Never Sexually Assaulted Anyone in My Entire Life” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

Hollywood Reporter story:

Jared Leto Says "I Have Never Sexually Assaulted Anyone in My Entire Life" Amid Fresh Claims in Bombshell BBC Doc

The Oscar-winning actor said in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter that allegations of sexual assault and misconduct are "absolutely and categorically false."

BY LILY FORDJULY 29, 2026 8:56AM

erik@thelastbags· 17d

Black and white drawing of Circe from the Odyssey standing over a group of pigs waving a wand of sorts, making stinky man into stinky pig

erik@thelastbags· 19d

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains. I think this is always my answer for similar prompts.

Harvey Danger - where have all the merrymakers gone?

erik@thelastbags· 19d

AND only ONE of them choked their partner while firing a gun into the air!!

Sarah Langs

@slangsonsports.bsky.social

most 104.0+ mph pitches in a game, pitch-tracking era (2008):

Jacob Misiorowski: 7, 7/26/26
Aroldis Chapman: 7, 7/22/16

4:08 PM Jul 26, 2026

Everybody can reply

14 likes

1 repost

erik@thelastbags· 22d

A Jomboy Media sports graphic showing a skier mid-jump with the large font ILLEGAL PENIS INJECTIONS

erik@thelastbags· 28d

How many MLB players said they've been threatened over parlays How many players have been suspended, fined, blackballed due to betting What the fuck is this shit in the official MLB app

A pop up notification in the official MLB app "Betting odds now available"

erik@thelastbags· Jul 9

Absolutely ice cold at bat here from Roden. Welcome back to the Show, King Rat 🐁🐁🐁

Screenshot of the MLB app showing the final at bat for Alan Roden. 9 total pitches, with 3 foul balls on a 3-2 count before he got the winning hit.

erik@thelastbags· Jul 5

dude started being held accountable and he's fucking OUT

A photo of notoriously horrendous MLB umpire CB Bucknor with the caption:

Players and fans can soon stop complaining about veteran umpire CB Bucknor. He is one of seven umpires who have informed MLB that he will retire at the season's conclusion, accepting their buyout offer. The other six umpires: Laz Diaz, Brian O'Nora, Lance Barksdale, Marvin Hudson, Tony Randazzo and Andy Fletcher. The wave of retirements could open the door for Jen Pawol becoming the first full-time female umpire in
2027.

erik@thelastbags· Jul 5

Zoidberg from Futrama happily holding up a moldy sandwich which he had traded for company stock. The word "sandwich" has been replaced with "liberal arts degree":

AH-HA! ONCE AGAIN THE CONSERVATIVE Liberal arts degree HEAVY PORTFOLIO PAYS OFF FOR THE HUNGRY INVESTOR!

erik@thelastbags· Jul 3

ooo baby I've never been more excited by a push notification

Apple TV

New Season

Season 3 of Silo is now on Apple TV

erik@thelastbags· Jul 2

lmao Jesus christ this pathetic

A screenshot of the white house post, drawing a slanted red line across Grant's posture and a straight green line down Lee's posture

erik@thelastbags· Jul 1

Dog wanted to go outside in 90 degree heat just to do this

My black and white pitbull on the edge of my patio looking at me with his mouth panting flapping

erik@thelastbags· Jul 1

NASA: did you have that special coffee cup for us? Me: yep, real horny just like you wanted

A picture of a NASA coffee cup designed not to spill in zero G but it's so clearly a vagina like it has lips and everything

erik@thelastbags· Jun 23

Professor Farnsworth from Futurama gesturing towards a button on a remote that is very likely some kind of doomsday device

erik@thelastbags· Jun 21

A truly wild note about the rise of Ace of Base

In early 1992, they sent producer Denniz PoP a demo tape that included a song titled "Mr. Ace". Initially, he was not particularly impressed, but the tape became stuck in the cassette player of his car. As a result, he had to listen to it repeatedly and gradually realized the song's potential. Although he had lost the band's contact details, when they called him a few months later, he invited them to his SweMix studio to re-record the song in July 1992.[18] The song was eventually titled "All That She Wants" and, upon its release at the end of August, it quickly ascended to No. 1 on the Danish chart, while the previous single remained at No. 2. Eager to release an LP for the Christmas market, Mega Records pressured the band for an album, which was recorded and mixed in just a few weeks.[19

erik@thelastbags· Jun 21

Chicago best city in the world

A black and white sticker on a traffic light post. An ICE officer with black text:
Wife left me
Kids hate me
PLEASE HELP

erik@thelastbags· Jun 21

I was really close

erik@thelastbags· Jun 21

Goddamn I was close

Post from Brandon Warne @warne.bsky.social
The Twins have DFA'd Justin Lawrence and activated Kendry Rojas
Posted at 8:50AM June 21, 2026

erik@thelastbags· Jun 18

He showed his colors 9 years ago. This quote from 2017 is so MAGA coded.

Nate Bargatze interview from 2017:

"I don't talk about politics, and a huge part of it is just because there's enough people doing it. It is on every television show, late- night show. No one's complaining they can't find enough opinions on what's going on. I've never talked about it, I'm not smart enough to talk about it. I just leave it alone and hope to be people's break. It's hard to even get a break anymore, because sports are now getting political - no one can go anywhere without it being some kind of message or something."

erik@thelastbags· Jun 18

erik@thelastbags· Jun 17

Charlton Heston realizing in horror what Soylent Green is

erik@thelastbags· Jun 17

Re-raise

A black and white pit bull making a side eye glance like the coolest mother fucker you've ever met.

erik@thelastbags· Jun 16

I saw one video from these guys that I really enjoyed, and now taking a 10,000 foot view I truly am disgusted by where click bait has taken us. PLEASE. STOP.