The Loar Axe
@theloaraxe
I got into this HVAC game for the action.
"His titles are, in reality, nothing but sub-titles. The real title of each and every one of his books is Melville, Melville, Melville, again Melville, always Melville."
Imagine you're commuting to work on the ferry and then Walt Whitman stands up and screams "SHOWTIME SHOWTIME!!" before reciting Shakespeare for everyone.
Easiest litmus test for "Great Books" dorks is asking whether Angels in America counts.
St. John's College campus tour guide: "We've got both kinds of fluent Ancient Greek speakers: tweedy gays AND homeschooled christians!"
Just found a new good'un: the Marquis de Lafayette was kissing babies at a Brooklyn 4th of July event, and one of those babies was Walt Whitman.
This sounds like a college sketch group couldn't figure out how to end the scene.
I refuse to believe that a team with LeBron, Giannis, and Wilt loses 6 games.
Extremely true. Gary Johnson is a genuinely good dude, as far as I could tell. But Austin Peterson is not beating the "libertarians know the age of consent in every state" accusations though.
No thanks, YouTube. This is a Cocktail Party Grindset video and I'm not falling for it.
The Unincorporated Man kinda-sorta covers this. Our hero is The One Rich Guy who managed to transfer generational wealth into the future to himself.
The CIA is preparing for regime change. We have an Ayatollah at home.
Sunday in the Park with George is a holodeck episode of Star Trek TNG.
Enough time has passed that we can all unironically embrace this stupid direct-to-vhs movie. Donny Osmond was born to play Joseph, and the entire visual style & production design nailed the (low-budget) brief.
if Rami Malek can play Freddie Mercury, he can play Young Tom Stoppard. studios are cowards.
The most medieval cookbook-coded pop tart is the giant pop tart that does a song and dance for the star athletes before being devoured banquet style in a larger-than-life preparation.