The Local Bard

@thelocalbard

Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social

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The Local Bard@thelocalbard· 27d

Transformers Decepticon Clones! Released in 1987 when Hasbro was throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks! Their "gimmick" is kinda lame but that aside, these are fun toys who've done nothing wrong! #VintageToyTuesday #Transformers.#Decepticons #Clones #Wingspan #Pounce #ToyPhotography

Decepticons Pounce (left) and Wingspan (right) in their robot modes.

Decepticons Wingspan (left) and Pounce (right) in their beast modes. Wingspan is a falcon and Pounce is a puma.

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· 27d

End of the work day! Fall Of Cybertron Optimus Prime is really poseable! #Transformers #FallOfCybertron #Autobots #OptimusPrime #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography

Optimus Prime standing on a concrete floor in the sun with his rifle raised

Optimus Prime running along a concrete floor in the sun

Optimus Prime on one knee with his rifle raised in the sun on a concrete floor

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· 28d

Always in my snacks. Happy Mordle Monday! #MordleMonday #RocksAndBugsAndThings #Mordles #Toyfinity #ToyPhotography @toyfinity.bsky.social

A bag of Spitz sunflower seeds with several Mordles taking seeds from inside it to eat

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· 29d

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The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 12

Good morning! Here's a few Rena pics on the window! #SnailShell #JKRabbitGirlRena #Rena #BunnyGirl #ToyPhotography

Rena standing on a sunny windowsill and holding a plastic piece that has one of the logos for the company Snail Shell

Rena standing with her hand on her hips as she looks out the window

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 11

Well it's the middle of the year, I'd better get a jump on putting the christmas tree away.

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 11

Good morning! Missed out on some better sunlight but still got some nice ones of Twin Mill this morning! #Transformers #HotWheels #Autobots #TwinMill #GoodMorning #ToyPhotography

Twin Mill walking along a sunny windowsill

Twin Mill with their flamethrowers firing

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 10

I don't know what this news article is supposed to be telling me?

A news article headline states "Air Canada plane leaves runway after landing at Montreal airport" with a picture of an Air Canada jet tail fin

Article reads: "Air Canada says a flight arriving from Los Angeles left the runway at Montreal's airport on Thursday afternoon. The airline says no injuries were reported. It says Flight AC774 from Los Angeles, operated by a Boeing 737 Max, exited the taxiway at avoi5 4pm. Montréal-Trudeau International Airport says its north runway was closed to ensure the safe.evacuation of passengers."

"It warned of possible delays because of the incident, with passengers encouraged to check their flight schedules before travelling to the airport. The Transportation Safety Board of Canada says it has sent a team of investigators. This report by The Canadian Press was published July 9, 2026. The Canadian Press"

Nothing seems to have happened.

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 10

I have an idea for an adventurer desighn!

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 9

I can just stare back

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 8

I don't have a lot of MOTU toys, but here's Roboto! Released by Mattel in 1985! Love his internal spinning gears and waggling jaw. Wish I had his axe and claw hands, but not mad about the double blaster! #VintageToyTuesday #Mattel #MastersOfTheUniverse #Roboto #80sToys #ToyPhotography

Roboto from the Masters Of The Universe toy line in 1995. Seen in silhouette with light shining through his clear torso revealing the gears inside

Roboto standing facing the viewerm. One arm is a red robotic hand while the other is a double barreled laser cannon

Roboto under a UV light with his laser arm raised

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 7

Boring day at work, so I opened a portal in the restroom.

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 7

RID Springload. Specifically the Legion class figure. He's just a lot of fun. Runner up is Slitherfang. I just love how he matches perfectly with Seige Barricade.

Springload, from Transformers Robots In Disguise in truck mode

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 7

Mordle Monday! I just spilled them lol. #MordleMonday #Mordles #RocksAndBugsAndThings #Toyfinity #ToyPhotography @toyfinity.bsky.social

A container of Mordles tipped over with mordles spilling out

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 7

End of the work day with Twin Mill! You know what this pain job reminds me of? SPORTACUS! #Transformers #HotWheels #Autobots #TwinMill #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography

Twin Mill Firing off their flame throwers on a cardboard box

Twin Mill posed spinning with their flamethrowers on a cardboard box

Twin Mill walking along a metal digital scale

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 6

Quote post a random photo from your camera roll

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 6

"Father, I crave violence."

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 6

Also pics of Mirko too. #Revoltech #MyHeroAcademia #MHA #Mirko #RumiUsagiyama #ToyPhotography

Mirko with a mug of coffee, sat on a box and smiling to the viewer

Mirko posed with a hand on her hip and looking back towards the viewer

Mirko launching herself through the air with her foot raised ready to bring her heel down onto the viewer

Mirko flying at the viewer, about to kick them

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 6

Pics of Missing Link Arcee while I'm making supper! #Transformers #Takara #MissingLink #Autobots #Arcee #ToyPhotography

Missing Link Arcee posed with her pistol

Arcee walking along a table with her pistol in hand

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 4

Good morning! Took some pics of Tiger Girl Garu in the sun before I head out! #SnailShell #RPG04TigerGirlGaru #TigerGirlGaru #GoodMorning #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social

Tiger Girl Garu looking out at the sunny Saturday morning

Garu walking along a sunny windowsill with a fish carcass

Posed with a hand on her hip and a fish in her hand as she looks out at the sunny morning

Posed with her hip out and a hand on it, looking out the window

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 4

@jobbythehong.bsky.social watching the fail box with Garu. I saw you got her in the previous one, what do you think of her by the way? #JobbyFailBox #ToyPhotography #SnailShell #RPG04TigerGirlGaru

Tiger Girl Garu, sounding with her snacks and some youtube

Garu watching a JobbyTheHong Failbox stream

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 4

Song for tonight is Do U by Kiara! Yes I use a lot of Kiara songs these days. #SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #RPG03AZombieGrisaAlter #ZomboeGrisa #Karaoke #Music #TakanashiKiara #DoU #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 4

Karaoke night! Grisa gets her sister to join her for some singing again! #SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #RPG03AZombieGrisaAlter #ZombieGrisa #Karaoke #Music #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social

Zombie Grisa and Zombie Grisa Alter posed back-to-back as they sing

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 3

Transformers Prime Optimus Prime! Transformers Prime was such a great series. It looked amazing and had fun characters! I liked this version of Optimus Prime, the design was awesome. #Transformers #TransformersPrime #Autobots #OptimusPrime #ToyPhotography

Optimus Prime in his semitruck mode, driving down a highway in the evening

Optimus Prime in robot mode on the same highway

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 3

Took these pics of Zombie Girl Grisa earlier and forgot to post them, because of course I did! Lol Using her wrapping in imaginative ways! #SnailShell #RPG03AZombieGrisaAlter #ZombieGrisa #ZombieGirl #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social

Posed with her wrappings raised to the sky

Swinging around spider-man style with her wrappings

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 3

I agree, she's a lot of fun!

Chuatury Panlunch, from Mobile Suit Gundam the Witch from Mercury, beating up Manterror from Beast Wars with a wrench

Chuatury perched on a cup of noodles and looking at her phone

Chuaturys' hair buns hatch a pair of Mordles

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 3

This is how they both transform. Just push 'em over! #Transformers #Earthspark #OptimusPrime #Soundwave #ToyPhotography

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 3

Earthspark 1-step flip changer Optimis Prime and Soundwave. Kinda funny that these are my newest Transformers They don't pose or anything, they just transform. Honestly, fun little desk toys! Also gave Optimus a sword. #Transformers #Earthspark #OptimusPrime #Soundwave #ToyPhotography

Optimus Prime and Soundwave in robot mode. Neither of them has any poseability

Optimus Prime and Soundwave in their vehicle modes

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jul 3

Me after the third table.

The Local Bard@thelocalbard· Jun 30

Megatron with his ultimate weapon. A big, stupid, rotating, multi-weapon belly cannon. No tyrant should have such power. #Transformers #TransformersArmada #Decepticons #Minicons #Megatron #Minicons #StarSaber #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography