Magpie 🐦⬛
@themagpiesmiles
Texas Native calling Florida home. Baker, crafter and poor but enthusiastic gardener. Messy, complicated and imperfect. Unmanageable.. 💙🇺🇸💙 ❌👑 8647 🍊💩 Love Thy Enemy But Keep Your Gun Oiled
If you see “news” that is presented to you like a 5 year old’s cut and paste, maybe take it with a grain of salt. The chances of this being true are hovering around ZERO. Stop being suckers, we can’t afford it.
I don’t want to be this person i am truly sorry. After two $5000 surgeries removing foreign bodies from my dog, PLEASE take the small toys away. For Baby Dog’s sake.
He ran on lowering the price of eggs and since then has done everything he can to physically and emotionally abuse our country. There will come a day when no one will cover for him anymore and his world will crumble.
Trump in July 4 celebration: “Please show up.” Lololololololololol Fucking loser. 🤣
You can almost smell the fart that has been slowly leaking from his ass since 1995.
On the next episode of Where Are They Now? we find out whatever happened to Bat Boy. Turns out he went into politics.
One year ago today Crappy Birthday you old pos #NoKings #HappyPrideMonth
So many opportunities to be the best 36 hours in history. Please end on the day you began.
My cat is in the back bedroom calling incessantly for someone name Raul.
When I had to do community service I chose the lady bird gardens. I learned that they add a black dye to the water features to discourage algae growth because it reduces the amount of sunlight absorbed. It was safe for fish and wildlife as well as plants. Why aren’t we dying the water black?
Y’all, have I been saying it wrong my whole life? #hellofreshgeography
The Florida manatee - a big part of the local identity in my area. Slow, gentle vegetarians under threat from climate, boat strikes and habitat loss.
RIP Bernie Jones 11/14/18 - 5/31/26 What a sweet nerd you were. May you find endless unattended casseroles on the counters of heaven.
More like Power to More Rich People. How many of the people can afford a $300 ticket? Fuck off.
Oh yeah? You don’t like this? Well, Camacho cares not. We wrasslin’! Best shine up yer beer helmet purdy lady.
Grateful only one person in the house eats meat. And here’s what’s fucked up - tv chefs have made the tough cuts of meat so popular that fucking skirt steak is just as much. wtf y’all? Poor people can’t even eat stew or whatever?