Malcolm

@themalcolmtent

Emotionally, spiritually, ethically three raccoons in an overcoat (he/him) Game designer @ Hardsuit Labs, opinions my own (especially the bad ones). Ex BioWare, BBI, Coalition, Rockstar, Radical, and more

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Malcolm@themalcolmtent· 14d

A dynamic image of an indie wrestling match, taken as a wrestler is being powerbombed through a flat screen TV resting across two chairs. Which is both extremely awesome and a first for me.

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· 15d

unless somebody were to do something really messed up, of course

screen capture of the magic the gathering card The City on the Edge of Forever

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· 28d

They saw you from across the battlefield and like your vibe

the magic card Borg Queen, Perfection Manifest

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Feb 8

the cards, they call to me

screengrab from Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring of Pippin saying "What about second breakfast" with the bottom text "But what about THIRD Rakdos deck"

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Jan 30

Broke out the craft supplies to make myself a life tracker for Magic, and decided to decorate my deck boxes while I was at it

Image of a two dial life tracker for Magic the Gathering, made from card stock. The track is decorated with bright marker, with drawings of flames and the words "I care not from where the life is lost only that it is lost"

Image of two deck boxes. One is red and has been decorated with a crude, hand drawn image of an angular ork skull inside a ring of fire. The other is purple, and has glittery text reading "Ahh fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead" as well as a small skull wearing aviator sunglasses.

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Jan 27

this is apparently a real card in an upcoming Magic set and I can't decide if it's mad genius or utter villainy but either way it's hilarious

a picture a card from Magic the Gathering, with side-by-side visual variants. The card is called "Mathemagics", with a cost of X X blue blue. The card text is "Target player draws 2 to the power of x cards" with reminder text showing what 2x is for powers of 0 through 5.

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Jan 23

Ooo Rocco looks like fun! I like the interaction. My main decks right now are Gisa & Geralf zombies (I took the precon and have been slowly upgrading it) and a Fury Road deck with Far Fortune and lots of vehicles and outlaws

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Nov 26

Rivals devs giving the people what they want

Still image taken from a reveal trailer of a new candy-themed skin for Venom in Marvel Rivals. The image is cropped to highlight Venom's incredible gyatt under a very, very short, gauzy, frilled skirt

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Nov 20

me, as I survey my pantry

a man in a black shirt and black ballcap leans on a balcony railing with text above him that says

I bring a sort of "what am I gonna do with all these beats" vibe to meal planning that people who don't like borscht don't really like

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Nov 13

Actually I'll share this too:

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Nov 13

I'm only sharing my top 10 because I already feel overly exposed by this 😅

a ranked list of Dragon Age characters:
tied for first - Morrigan, Isabela, Merrill
tied for fourth - Manfred and Emmrich
sixth - Taash
seventh - Dog (DA2)
eighth - Varric
ninth - Dog (Origins)
tenth - Aveline

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Nov 12

this came to me in a dream

an alignment chart of celebrity chefs
lawful good - anthony bourdain
neutral good - samin nosrat
chaotic good - matty matheson
lawful neutral - marcella hazan
true neutral - chef jean-pierre
chaotic neutral - tyler kord
lawful evil - gordon ramsay
neutral evil - jamie oliver
chaotic evil - paula deen

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Nov 7

Hey look N7 stuff www.instagram.com/p/DQw09adDj8R/

screencap from the game skate. of a skateboarder doing a sick trick dressed in N7 branded gear

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Nov 4

One thing I'd have added to that list is turf wars between leads/departments, and this right here is a common battleground :P

screencap from the original article, with the following text highlighted:

they've witnessed experienced leads decide to skip the "grey-boxing" step of level design and dive straight into art production, not recognizing how much of that work would need to be redone whenever a necessary change came to the level design.

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Sep 15

Getting the band back together (slightly sad I don't have a Ioan Gruffud cover to complete the trio)

Photo of three paperback books: Sharpe's Rifles by Bernard Cornwell, Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian, and Hornblower During the Crisis by C.S. Forester.

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Sep 3

i am never gonna quit this game

Screen grab of a new hero from Marvel Rivals. Angela, an absolutely jacked woman in fantasy Norse god type armour

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Aug 29

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Aug 20

screenshots from an episode of Futurama, with Fry in the laser turret of a spaceship saying "I'll be a science fiction hero just like Uhura or Captain Janeway or Xena"

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Aug 16

How many parts of a commemorative Gears of War 4 XBox Series 1 Elite Controller before it ceases to be a commemorative Gears of War 4 XBox Series 1 Elite Controller... of Theseus

An Xbox controller in a state of partial disassembly, surrounded by pieces and tools

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Jul 12

if James Workshop wants me to stop converting my minis he can come to my house and defeat me in single combat

Photograph of several wargaming miniatures from Warhammer 40k, specifically Imperial Guardsmen converted to resemble the Canadian Army in WWI. At the centre is an Ogryn with a custom sculpted sporran, sash, and glengarry bonnet, as well as two bagpipers and a kilted soldier with a greatsword

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Jul 11

Panel from a Buttersafe comic, simple drawing of a person with a flat expression saying "I am not a clever man"

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Jul 4

Post a villain you love

Olivia "Doc Ock" Octavius lunging at the camera, tentacle arms akimbo, on an orange background with comic book action lines

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· May 29

"Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... " this feels like an attack, i feel attacked rn

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, from Battlestar Galactica

Stitch, from the animated/best version of Lilo & Stitch

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· May 18

"Dad, Dad, look at this" "Sup?" "You didn't think I needed ALL the guards at the Hexgates, did you?"

Two golf balls being held together, one bright red and the other blue

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· May 14

screenshot from a video game with green text saying "Everyone disliked that." in reference to a decision made a person in charge of a team or organization doing something that was disliked by everyone affected and was probably poorly thought out or made for reasons other than the stated justification

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Apr 14

I want to staple this specific slide to the desks of every director in every discipline 😅

Drawing of a stick figure climbing a mountain. The mountain is labelled "Cringe mountain". On the left side is a crowd of figures labelled "The naysayers" while on the right-hand side, the far side of the mountain, the climber's eventual destination, is the label "Land of cool"

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Apr 3

These look so sharp

Screencap from the recent Marvel Rivals season announcement trailer, focused on Psylocke, Storm, and Magik. Psylocke and Magik are in new blue-and-yellow X-Men outfits while Storm is in her God of Thunder skin.

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Apr 2

Gonna tell my kids this is documentary footage of Joss Whedon making Dollhouse

screen cap from Severance Season 2 Episode 7 - Dr Mauer, a man with greying hair and a beard in a terrible Christmas sweater, looking smugly at a camera feed of a woman he's trying to manipulate and coerce in loving him

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Mar 30

New comic day XD I started reading this Wolvie run entirely bc it's Saladin Ahmed and it has not disappointed 🔥

Two new comic books on a table - Wolverine #7 and Magik # 3

Malcolm@themalcolmtent· Mar 25

❤️🔥👑