themarmalade
@themarmalade
Sarah🦜🦜 I’m themarmalade on ao3 🌱30s, unprofessional k-pop enjoyer, usually yelling about my cats, plants, or ateez 🔞 minors dni
lol just made myself cry a little at work imagining my grumpy old cat Odo taking the bus with a little tupperware of lunch for me in her little backpack because I'm hungry and she loves me despite her ornery nature
Man I am this close to writing a smutty hwagi oneshot but I should probably like, work on wips lol
I got a foot/leg massager that was like 70% off since I'm on my feet on a concrete floor all day and I do not regret it one bit
Thinking about writing a sorta reverse empath Wooyoung who makes everyone around him feel what he feels towards them so when his massive crush on Yunho results in Yunho having a massive crush on him, he believes in it 0%
I would wage wars for him!!!!
Jimin doubles in prettiness every time I see him, do we have a plan to deal with this or
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
JUST KISS!!! JUST KISS ON THE MOUTH WHERE I CAN SEE!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
I love hiiiiiim 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Just heard western meadowlark singing and burst into tears which first of all is valid because it's the sweetest bird song in the world but also I'm not doing great emotionally lately so lol
I'm so sad that I have a lot of things that I care a lot about taking care of but with this stupid chronic illness and capitalism, I don't have the energy to take of them all as well as I want. Heartbroken sad, raging sad
Bioremediation Cocooning Cringy Outercourse Sippy cup 😌
Oh my god you guys Confetti just sat in my lap for the first time 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭🥺🥺🥺😭🥹🥹🥹
GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAFGH HES SO CUTE AND HOT AND CUTE!!! AND HOT!!!
Shae made a giant soup of the veggies we grew and stuff from the local farm stand we discovered and I trellised beans and we ate blueberries in the yard at dusk like hungry little raccoons and I'm so happy I stayed determined to be happy despite how excruciating it can be
Man this same fucking lady that approached me a hundred miles away last year to give me a long awkward jesus spiel just did it again????? Get a fucking hobbyyyyyy
It's important to have that one coworker that you can look at and telepathically say "bro what the fuck" in unison when everyone else is being their weirdest worst selves
For a second a thought he was handcuffed and then I thought he was hand cuffed with a rosary and now I'm rocketing through space and time
I'm like, just completely incapable today lmao I've done nothing and literally hid under the blankets at the suggestion of doing one thing
Sometimes you wake up on your day off, eat breakfast, drink coffee, and decide that actually it's time to go back to bed for a few hours
dude's long as hell
The thing that sucks about having chronic fatigue is that some days I so badly want to be like "can I leave work early? I'm tired" but knowing that they won't understand the kind of tired I mean and also anyway what's the point I'm always tired
I'm genuinely so upset that I got ONE day off today and it's been FUCKING STUPID and now I'm too overwhelmed to be productive OR to enjoy myself IM SO IRRITATED
There's a group of redwing blackbirds that visit our suet feeder all day now with their full grown babies that flap around until their mom shoves suet in their mouths 🥹
I was taking a between-work shifts nap in my car and this van had to park rightttttt next to me instead of like..... anywhere else to feed and nag their cranky kids and slam their doors 45 times 😒
Oooooh 😍😍😍
HOW DARW YUNWOO LOOK AT EACH OTHER WITH SO MUCH ADORATION AND LONGING!! AND IM SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION NORMALLY IN SOCIETY!!!!?
I have evaporated into pure yunwoo energy particles goodbye
LIKE WHYS YUNHO ALWAYS GOTTA LOOK AT WOOYOUNG WITH THAT UNDYING BURNING LUST AND DEVOTION IN HIS EYES HUH
IM SURE ILL BE VERY NORMAL ABOUT THIS