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The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· 3d

One of my favorite jokes ever

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· 12d

License this shot to the producers of “The Crows Have Eyes” and buy that setup for yourself

Promotional poster for The Crows Have Eyes 3, a fictional horror movie featuring Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose (portrayed by the late, legendary Catherine O’Hara)

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Jun 30

Gatsby, a grey and white tuxedo tabby (left), and Cosmo, a black and white tuxedo cat (right) perch on or near a bookcase. Gatsby looks directly at the camera. Cosmo, with flattened ears, looks slightly downward

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 29

BREAKING: Girls5Eva have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

Paula Pell, Renee Elise Goldsbeery, Sara Bareilles. And Busy Phillips on a publicity still from the television show Girls5Eva

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 16

This translation makes it sound like the movie is about extreme couponing

Translation of beginning of 2nd paragraph of the posted article, reading “The Mandalorian and Grogu is about premium hunter Din Djarin, also known as The Mandalorian”

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Apr 28

The Great Gatsby, chapter 1

“Civilization's going to pieces," broke out Tom violently. "I've gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read "The Rise of the Coloured Empires' by this man Goddard?"
"Why, no," I answered, rather surprised by his tone.
"Well, it's a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don't look out the white race will be-will be utterly submerged. It's all scientific stuff; it's been proved."
"Tom's getting very profound," said Daisy with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. "He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we-"
"Well, these books are all scientific," insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. "This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It's up to us who are the dominant race to watch out or these other races will have control of things."
"We've got to beat them down," whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent
sun.
"You ought to live in California-" began Miss Baker but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair.
"This idea is that we're Nordics. I am, and you are and you are and-" After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod and she winked at me again. "-and we've produced all the things that go to make civilization-oh, science and art and all that. Do you see?"
(gutenberg.net.au)

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Mar 1

Chief mousecatcher and bottle-licker, goes by Cookie

Same photo from original post, with big red arrow pointing at grumpy-looking brown tabby

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Feb 28

Infamous Twitter exchange in which Tyler Austin Harper proves he’s the dumbest mofo on the planet and The Atlantic should fire him:

[Tweet:] Charlotte Clymer
@cmclymer • Oct 18, 2024
Can someone please explain to me what exactly it is that young men want to hear from VP Harris that she's not already saying? And please be specific. I want to hear *exactly what you'd have her say to them. x.com/travishelwig/S...

[Quote tweet:] Tyler Austin Harper
@Tyler_A_Harper
I'm not going to send you to die in another pointless fucking war in the Middle East. Specific enough?

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Feb 24

Ok but only if you look at this one

Grey and white tabby kitty with white belly looks adorably at the camera

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Feb 18

You can practically hear Google sighing as it corrects me

Google correcting my spelling of “hors d’ouevres” to “hors d’oeuvres.”

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Jan 11

Europol and various committees of the European Parliament

Screen grab of entries in the Verified account Tracker bot showing that the following acts were verified by Bluesky: europol.europa.eu, eurofound.europa.eu, euda.europa.eu, echa.europa.eu, tran.europarl.europa.eu, sede.europaparl.europa.eu

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Jan 1

Yessssssss

Screen-grab of Merriam-Webster post stopped at the word “sloppy”

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Dec 21

Google search results for “Assmanshausen,” a German town that lies along the Rhine

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Dec 21

Tiny black & white tuxedo kitty sitting on red and white tree skirt beneath large Christmas tree. Bookshelves in the background.

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Dec 19

“Mr Fusion” apparatus featured in the final scene of Back to the Future

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Dec 19

Bullies will be defeated, folks will find their soul mates, and a mad scientist will invent a safe and efficient tabletop fusion reactor. Sounds like a fantastic year to me

Original poster for Back to the Future (1985), featuring a young Michael J Fox looking disbelievingly at his watch

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Oct 26

Is there a single person in the American electorate who finds this message (and photo) motivating?

James Carville in mid-rant looking like a cross between Jim Carrey in The Mask and a naked skull

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Aug 11

Dean Pelton from the tv show “Community” displaying the Greendale flag, a pink circle with a black star inside surrounded by the words “E Pluribus Anus”

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Jul 29

Yes, this is exactly what third-graders look like

Animation still from the Superfriends cartoon, in which a small child is drawn to look like middle-aged Leonard Nimoy

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Jul 7

And he did all that at *19*. This photo haunts me because this is what he looked like *when he came back* (and because of the people staring creepily at him through the window)

Audie Murphy in a Life magazine photograph from 1945. He’s sitting in a barber’s chair draped in a white cloth getting his hair cut by a young white woman while old white men stare in at him through the barbershop window. He looks 12 years old but is actually 20

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Jun 17

Ted Lasso repeating the word "plan" as it becomes increasingly odd-sounding to him

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 26

lol here is a MUCH better photo of the park entry

Much better photo of the main entry to Comerica Oark

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 26

Tigers won! And I gave this fantastic sunburn to show for it

Bathroom selfie of my arm showing the very stark line between my usual pale and lobster-red sunburn

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 26

I don’t know the Tigers from a hole in the ground but I cannot resist a downtown ball park. This view!

View of downtown Detroit from the nosebleed seats at Comerica Park

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 26

I’ve been grumpy about the process of getting to this game but baseball, it turns out, remains one of the great loves of my life

Bad photo of the public entrance to Comerica Park in Detroit

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 17

Jason Mendoza of The Good Place holding a lit Molotov cocktail with an expression of glee

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 15

Jack Donaghy of 30 Rock: "Button classic. I love it."

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· May 13

Dril tweet from 12/28/2024 ("and another thing: im not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad"), edited to read "im not taking the bait. please don't put in the newspaper that I took the bait"

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Apr 6

The Dylan G poster from “Severance,” featuring a drawing of Dylan suspended between 2 switches with the words “Hang in There!” printed below him

The Matterhorn@thematterhorn· Feb 16

Daniel Kaluuya and Allison Williams in a screen grab or publicity still from Jordan Peele's Get Out (2017). Williams, in a red and grey striped sweater, reaches around Kaluuya's waist with her right arm and holds his left arm with her left hand. Kaluuya wears a denim shirt and has his chin in his left hand. Both look up and to their right.