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@gouldfishongames.com doing a great impression of 'Wanderer Above a Sea of Fog' by Caspar David Freidrich.
Did you know Moses was once described as "Horned?" Though this was due to a 4thC mistranslation of a Hebrew word meaning "light rays" or "enlightened," it led to some thoroughly interesting medieval depictions of the receiver of God's Law. #WyrdWednesday 📸 c/o Rosslyn Chapel
Our wee Bruce loves the outdoor firepit (which we refer to as "the turtle" when it's not in use.) Here he has mastered the "One Foot Out" technique for temperature regulation.
Got the pneumonia jab yesterday and it has tag-teamed with the endometriosis to absolutely batter me into a wet paste so today! I will simply do Nothing!
Fossil echinoids (prehistoric sea urchins) were known in parts of the UK as "Fairy Loaves," "Snake's Eggs," "Shepherd's Crown's" and, in keeping with this week's theme, "Thunderstones." Their presence in the home was thought to protect the property from lightning strikes. #WyrdWednesday 📸 by me.
As I am, once again, forced awake at stupidbastard o'clock in the morning, I am forced to consider if this really is because of my official diagnosis OR am I *actually* being repeatedly kicked in the groin and arse by ghosts as I try to sleep?
I like how I managed to get all the important stuff done AND mowed the lawn before my body went "lol no!" and struck me down like a biblical sinner. Couldn't do it before Logging On? Give me a duvet day? No? OK, up yours then.
Tried making a wanky coffee at home with no coffee machine (dairy free, sugar free latte thing.) Somehow I've managed to make it taste like marzipan. Which is great! Except I hate marzipan...
I know no-one cares BUT! We now know what The Agony™️ is! It's... ... ...Endometriosis! With added ovarian cysts! 🥳🥳🥳 The pain at night is from my normal bowel movements bumping my absolutely addled overies! Now I get to wait to speak to a gyno about a treatment plan!
Me: Got nothing expected of me today. I can just take it easy and relax- My nervous system:
How many bodily fluids have YOU had extracted today? Literal or figurative. Cuz I've had loads m8, like a fountain of viscosity. Just stick like five spigots in me and be done with it.
Did I spend my summer solstice making a miniature replica Bronze Age roundhouse with a wee standing stone (hello #StandingStoneSunday), before realising it's the perfect size to recreate a couple of Sylvanian Families visiting it, à la Flag Fen or @busterancientfarm.co.uk ? Maybe...anyway..
For breakfast I had a meltdown over a Microsoft program seemingly deleting a load of important stuff. The meltdown wasn't *really* about that...but still.
With the power of Google and a lass at 111, I think we may have worked out the source of The Agony™️ and why it keeps happening in the wee small hours