Missy Baker@themissybaker· 6d Sir no one even knows who that is.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· 20d Me when I accidentally step on my dog’s paw.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· 21d I feel like I should be able to file a class action suit against this mercury retrograde.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· 25d All I know is I better not see the girl who called me a short fuck liking any of Jimothy the Raccoon’s pictures.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· 29d The marketing for the Little House on the Prairie reboot is insane.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jul 13 If I send you this, it means everything’s fine.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jul 6 I have crippling insomnia, so can I please just have whatever the guy is on who sleeps through 850,000 fireworks going off at the same time?
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jul 3 If you’re gabbing with Teddy Roosevelt about the Panama Canal, you’re either suffering from dementia or you’re the kid in The Sixth Sense.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jul 2 This Sleepless in Seattle reboot is wild.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jun 29 I thought Uncle Sam getting arrested for stroking his bald eagle at The Great American State Fair was peak America. Then I saw how they spelled “Freedom.”
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jun 29 I take back what I said about nobody liking The Great American State Fair because this guy liked it WAY TOO MUCH!
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jun 28 Someone’s feeling like an ass right now.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jun 24 This reminds me of the time I went on a date, and at the end I thought he was leaning in for a kiss, but instead he put me in a playful headlock.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Jun 23 Not to mention we both have brown eyes
Missy Baker@themissybaker· May 28 I used to think HOA rules were stupid.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· May 2 You can’t spell “Queen”without these divas.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· May 2 The look I give my mom when she’s telling the cashier at Home Goods about my hysterectomy.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Apr 15 “Well, well, well…”
-Me finding out Baby Jessica got arrested.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Apr 14 When your primary care doctor and your specialist team up to tell you it’s all in your head.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Apr 14 Shut up, guys, my first crush was Dr. McSteamy.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Apr 1 Is it just me, or does this Mrs. Doubtfire reboot look freakin’ terrible?
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Mar 26 Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Mar 14 Justice for Mrs. Voorhees
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Feb 28 This Mask reboot is creepin me out
Missy Baker@themissybaker· Feb 24 Sorry, it’s not my fault he’s perfect. 😍