Not one, not two, but three surgeries tomorrow. So I'll have my hair net on. (and not a hoodie, obviously)

I woll be wertching le fertboll dis ervening

Logging on, good evening.

Good morning. It's Tuesday.

Beep beep, bambino x

I've had to put on a hoodie, lads

Sunday night feels

I mean, it's a quite nice Robinson R44 Raven I. And cheaper than ye might think.

Jude Bellingham tonight

Oh no!

I'm in Farnham. Luckily it's not the sort of crowd to throw their drinks in the air. 'Oh no! My negroni!!!'

Finished the last song and NOW... #bandtime

Alright, which one of you weirdos is this?

Good morning. Welcome to Saturday. It's gonna be mayhem.

Hydration Break

I mean, where do I start with this one?

So my feet literally can turn all the way backwards on themselves. That's normal, right? (this photo is from the front, for context)

Logging on, good evening. Look at me all old and shit

Bloody hell it's all kicking off in the foot world today. #PunkPodiatry

Good morning let's get honking.

Right, we're doing this again are we, cats? *gets the tissue paper

Above & Beyond. Brixton Academy. Last year. Literally didn't STOP crying.

Gizmo would just like to share the fact that he's very VERY warm.

Don't miss it, gang. Morning.

Beep beep.

Feck's sake, Timmy.

*returns home to madness and chaos* #filmingday

Dressed all in black too, I'll wager!

It's your regular reminder of my FAVOURITE doppelganger