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The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· 21d

Gendo: If you do not pilot the eva, Rei will have to do it again Rei:

Rei poorly photoshopped into a bean of bandages.

This is a retsu bean, rei ayanami. Which are definitely words that can be put in that order, I checked.

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· 22d

You ever see someone who has only experienced poverty through media?

Will stancil, 5 months ago:

No doubt there are some people talking about this stuff who are genuinely quite poor. But a large share of the people talking about their poverty online are simply lying. They understand they exist in a community where poverty is a badge of honor

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· 23d

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· 23d

A magic wand vibrator, capable of rending orgasm from flesh with a text bubble signifying that they are saying the quoted text

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· 23d

Every time Mike says something stupid, god takes more of his eyelids away.

Mike rappaport looking like a drowning victim. He looks like the consequences of his morality. I bet he smells like foot cream and cigarettes.

All in all though, for an uglier version of Frankenstein's monster he did alright for himself. He got revenge on the world by making them bear witness to a see-through bag of potatoes fail its way uphill.

God speed you ugly bastard

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jul 7

I should call him

A fat pickle trying (and failing) to force its way into a jar, itll never fit, but boy would it be fun to try

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jul 5

These are my two earliest and most formative models of gender

Garfield, in his signature 'I'm a slut for sitting like this, but you're a slut for watching" pose

Any attempt to describe galadriel would fall short, for men where never gifted tools worthy to craft one

Instead of a dark lord, you would have a queen, beautiful and terrible as the dawn, tempestuous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of.the earth! All shall love me and despair!

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jul 1

What it feels like to kiss someone you love:

A sculpture of two people kissing, it is formed from a single block, and it seems as if everything but what the other statue can see has been chipped away or is missing. Their lips are barely caressing each other but a love, a warm obsession flows from them like thunder from lightning.

The sculpture is by Martin Lagares. He's a Spanish artist that you should check out

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jun 30

Yep

Snapshot of our ranking in the world by infant mortality rates.

>embargo a country for 50+ years
>villainize everyone from there
>deny aid to reach them
>ruin their electrical grid
>attempt to overthrow their government
>they still have better Healthcare than you

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jun 29

Yes.

The traditional black and white Chad. Here we find him with an exaggerated chin and jaw, making his already striking features into a caricature of masculinity and aesthetic.

My boy looking like he's smuggling triangles in his jawline, he looks like he sharpens razors with his beard. He looks like he hasn't even heard of women and is strictly on a diet of femboy bussy and oat milk

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jun 29

Its true, its even in the bible

Jesus speaking to the masses, his hand is raised in recognition of his father.

Also they lookin made creepy, like wtf is wrong with these goblin looking people. They look like if wormtongue and Saurumon had a butt baby and cloned it badly

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jun 28

Without downloading new images describe your gender in one image

Judith Slaying Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi, 1620

A darkness enshrouds two women as mercilessly behead a struggling man

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jun 28

How I sleep knowing isreal is ontologically evil and no action I take against them is wrong

An adorable orange and white cat laying on its back in pure bliss. Freshly folded towels are on the edge of the bed. The faint a idyllic light can be seen filling the room from a window out of frame.

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jun 24

Marcus Aurelius: why would I need to go on vacation when I can just disassociate?

Men seek retreats for themselves - in the country, by the sea, in the hills - and you yourself are particularly prone to this yearning. But all this is quite unphilosophic, when it is open to you, at any time you want, to retreat into yourself. No retreat offers someone more quiet and relaxation than that into his own mind, especially if he can dip into thoughts there which put him at immediate and complete ease: and by ease I simply mean a well-ordered life. So constantly give yourself this retreat, and renew yourself. The doctrines you will visit there should be few and fundamental, sufficient at one meeting to wash away all your pain and send you back free of resentment at what you must rejoin. -Marcus Aurelius meditations

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jun 15

NW:

STALKER movie poster, a man. Stands amongst waves of mysterious white mounds, giving the shape of stillness and waves. Towering walls can be seen framing him and those he follows on either side. With a hallow and ominous light filling the air above them.

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· Jun 10

I guess there have always been liberals

'But are there not many fascists in your country?"
"There are many who do not know they are fascists but will find it out when the times comes.”'- Hemingway for Whom the Bell Tolls

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 30

We all got that one homie stuck in Saṃsāra 😞

Lola long pussy saying: "i just think", and then quoting that post a few minutes later with "nevermind i forgot"

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 30

Let me pull out my wallet. Wait its in a different pocket, wait its in a different pocket, wait its in a different pocket, wait its in a different pocket, wai-

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 30

They're doing this to me tomorrow

A cow being euthanized by an air gun to the brain, the cow seems content, even somehow filled with bliss at the looming death

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 27

Ian bogost making a much better post apologizing for posting.

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 25

Just in case y'all forgot what I look like

Someone standing in front of a mirror with a camera.

They have long black dreads and are wearing a sheepskin coat. They're wearing jeans and a Grey shirt underneath.

Black nail polish adorns the hand holding the phone.

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 24

It is time, once again, for me to try and start a garden

The Architect from the matrix, except their head has been replaced by corn.
The font below says

"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have died, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 22

Zdzisław Beksiński:

Branches rise into the air like smoke in the wind. The air and sky is stained with smog, the ground laden with discarded viscera and sinew. A crescent moon is seen in the distance, and us mirrored in the visceral. A totem to the discarded.

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 21

Frieza doesn't even open the door, he's too busy power bottoming

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 21

Android 18 opens the door, says "I thought I killed you guys" and vaporizes them before krillin can ask 'who's at the door sugar muffin'

4 different panels of android 18 showing different expressions she has had

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 21

He opens the door, they beat his ass and then plant drugs on him. This is the only possible outcome across ten million possible universes.

Krillin standing tall, fists clenched in fighting spirit he smiles at the audience. He is probably going to get his ass beat in the next 14 seconds

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 21

Goku invites them inside, they find his sensu beans and attempt to arrest him, he resists arrest up until he ends up killing all of the police. this somehow works.

Goku looking at the audience and giving a thumbs up. He's smiling his unknowing smile. Bro has no idea whats happening and thats ok

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 21

Each member of dbz cast and how they would react to the cops showing up

A poster for dragonball z containing the main cast.

Im sorry im lazy theres everyone who's important up to frieza there tho

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 20

How it feels to eat a snack while everyone else is asleep

A creature eating a breakfast feast. He is pale and elongated.

The One Who Cums@theonewhocums· May 19

Heartwarming: we taught a gorilla how to use Twitter and he learned to use slurs, you'll never guess which ones!