Dinner at Bluebeard and horror movies back at the incall, what a perfect evening 💖

What if we kissed in the Garfield Park Chicken Church?

Sometimes I’m going through my camera roll and I’m just like good lord I’m a babe 😎 (also I really miss my bigger nose studs even though they were such a nightmare to clean)

I saw a headline that said “Meet the Democrats’ Answer to Project 2025” and was ready to be disappointed, but truly nothing could have prepared me for this.

Actually the most frequent feedback I get is “holy shit,” but that’s not realy feedback as such 😝

What’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your Panera Coat Factory Cafe ice cream sundae

Changing “body type” on my website to “I do yoga and pilates and several women have brought photos of my breasts to their plastic surgeon.” Why be humble when you’re going to get your socks knocked off in person soon anyhow? 😝

July 4th is cancelled until America gets its shit together, but I can think of some other ways to make fireworks 🎆

I may look great (duh 😉), but I did something weird to my shoulder schlepping free store boxes yesterday. DoorDash gift cards to fancybaby@protonmail will go towards pizza and ice cream that I will consume on my heating pad while watching Firefly/Serentiy🤕

You know it was a good free store when you’re only bringing empty boxes back! Thank you all for your support on the wishlist. The store is the highlight of a lot of people’s month, mine included, and y’all make that possible 💖

I’ve been at a meditation retreat filling my own cup, but thank you so much to everyone who donated to the store this month! I hardly had to ask, because y’all just sent stuff. You’re amazing.

He said “maybe I’ve forgotten what 41 year olds look like…” 😹

Indiana is so slept on. There are so many fairytale beautiful hikes like an hour or so outside of Indy!

Too busy playing Subnautica to make the bed 🤷🏻‍♀️

New feat unlocked 🙈

The Indianapolis lowrider show was so cool!

Come find out why 95% of my new clients in the last 12 months have booked me a second time (it’s because I’m awesome [and hot]) 😘

Don’t mind me. Just engaging in criminal activity (if you didn’t know, distribution of life saving harm reduction supplies like clean needles is illegal in many states, including IN)

The sun is out and my already weak desire to be online is waning. Find me in the real world if you would rather experience my charm (cough boobs cough) than just see occasional posts about the free store, which is about all I have patience for on social media these days 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bottoms up 🍻

As a natural worrier myself, I added the pre-planned date options to my website because I find it super satisfying/comforting to know what to expect when I’m going into a social situation, so I thought y’all might too. Now you can pick multiple activities per date on my simplified booking form, too!

I finally had time to fix my website! My weekend and evening availability is now programmed into my calendar app, so all incalls can be easily booked there. Daytime weekday rates have stayed the same, but I’m only taking 4 weekend and evening dates a month, at a higher rate.

Looked in the mirror and thought “it would be downright mean to look this good and not post a selfie today” 😘

Incognito mode for stopping by the art gallery where the glorious @theracheless.bsky.social has a showing with some art that I got to participate in 😊

The muscles are cool, but I really do it for the ✨neuroplasticity✨

My friend told me I should get a little chain between my two nostril piercings, but I think I've reached maximum capacity for nose decor.

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The first time nailing a trick, especially after two hours of unsuccessful drills, is never graceful, but the video starting with me saying I haven't gotten it yet, and my excitement once I nailed both it AND the hard mode exit felt worth sharing 😁

I added some fun new date ideas to my site for summer! Let's go for a swim or lift weights together, then get even more physical back at the incall 😎 Theonlyfancyb.com

I have some availability this coming week. Let's snuggle.