K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist
@thepracticalesc
Author of Mushroom & Anchovy (available NOW!) Creative baker Forager Wordsmith Enthusiast (like, generally) Living on unceded Wolastoqiyik, Mi'kmaq land Thepracticalescapist.carrd.co
My kitchen is about to get a lot more groovy and this had also better being the gloobiness down a notch
Industrial strength shitpost I alledgely made 5 years ago. I do NOT remember drawing this.
Somewhat unflattering proof of this (I was at Chapters signing every copy of Mushroom & Anchovy they had in the store and they were kind enough to do a lil spot with me and they put me next to Matt Dinniman on this shelf so I was feeling very cool that day. anyway)
Achievement unlocked: a Hot Topic customer (who I thought was an employee) thought I was an employee.
Ahey there Tenna buddy pal. Why does uh. “Game over”. Look like a lake at sunset. Any. Any reason for that? Any reason at all?
Ralsei’s light world form is the Going Merry
Very mild Deltarune chapter 5 spoilers Honey toast, for Toriel ✨ Homemade honey bread, toasted and covered in honey, and black coffee. Mug by @fangamer.com 💜
“There’s a fire every year after the fireworks. That’s why the fire department is there.” Moncton things.
Replaying chapter 3 after chapter 5 hits different
Hello Moncton! Chapters currently has a ton of Mushroom & Anchovy in stock, and they are ALL SIGNED! Go get you one! (Shout out to them for putting me on this utterly stacked shelf??? 🤯)
They restocked my books on the same shelf as Heated Rivalry 🥹
My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery I guess
I got my first 5 star review on my book the other day and I received a small fraction of a taste of what it must feel to make something so powerful it changes how people think. Thank you for creating. I’ll keep creating, too.
Undertale is the game that made me fall in love with baking. I wanted to try butterscotch cinnamon pie so badly that I made it myself from a recipe I found online by Lv1 Chef. This led me to auditioning for the Great Canadian Baking Show multiple times. Now I even have a slice of it on my arm.
Also our family Halloween costume. Me as Spamton, @seiderhouserules.bsky.social as Tenna, my eldest as Noelle, and my youngest as Ralsei ✨
Whatever go my low effort edit slop I guess
Tomorrow is a very special holiday for my people
Why are tired Jevil and Nanalan the same
Throwback to last summer when I definitely behaved like an adult This summer will be the same
HOW MUCH LONGER? MT DELTARUNE. Got it down to the second 🤌
Enriching the group chat with my brainrot
Hi! I’m Kate, also known as K. M. Cooper, also also know as The Practical Escapist. I’m an author, creative baker, writer, mom, content creator-ish and all-around enjoyer of great things. Find me everywhere it fits as ThePracticalEscapist or ThePracticalEsc where it doesn’t!
Of all days in the world, my clematis bloomed TODAY.
Managed to snap this photo before devolving into loud mess of “OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING”