Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down. Flips you face-down.

27. UNBEATABLE An incredible story with a very fun rhythm game behind it. Some minor jank, but genuinely an incredible experience if you can get past it (which wasn't that hard for me personally). Play this game if you can. Even if you don't like rhythm games play it on easy. Trust me.

CW alcohol: 91. Oozlefinch Boozy Soda Cream Soda It’s quite good actually. It’s more of a hard seltzer than anything else which isn’t exactly my speed, so the first few sips I didn’t like, but I enjoyed it once I realized that’s what I needed to expect. Kinda basic otherwise. 3/5

26. Madoka Magica The Movie: Rebellion So fucking gay

25. Madoka Magica Gay

Oh okay (Stellar and Divine pack in the same box) #Elestrals

90. Jungle Jim’s Crocodile Cream Soda Tastes a little like cough syrup, but in a good way if that makes sense. Gives it a little bit of kick that makes it unique. Quite drinkable, and if it was more available near me I’d love to drink more. 4/5

24. Lost Wiki Kozlovka A fun mystery game where you are a journalist doing research for a story after someone contacts you to investigate a town called Kozlovka. It is cool how the game slowly uncovers everything for you. Some of the solutions were hard to figure out, but it's short nonetheless.

Calling it now, this card is going to get emergency nerfed in a couple days to be 3 cost.

23. You were a Worm Play @donamomo.bsky.social’s visual novel! It’s short and good and fucked up and evocative. A little rough around the edges but that’s fine you should still play it. I like when my friends make art. Yes I am biased.

89. Mug Floats Vanilla Howler Eh it’s fine. If you like Mug root beer this is closer to tasting like a float than the Dirty Mountain Dew. Still not great. And as someone that doesn’t like root beer it’s gonna automatically be kinda low for me. 2/5

88. Dirty Mountain Dew Finally got my hands on some, and it’s ASS! I enjoy a Mountain Dew Float every once in a while, and this tastes like someone tried to make one out of plastic and acid instead of soda and ice cream. Genuinely awful. The Mormon propaganda is not working on me. 0/5

Am I cooking

Anyone else with freckles ever get annoyed at how so much character customization is games just put 3 dots on each cheek to represent freckles when they actually have hundreds of dots on their face?

22. Ouros A cute little puzzle game slightly reminiscent of the “untangle” puzzle type game you might be familiar with. Very short and doesn’t get too challenging, but I very much enjoyed the last area of the game even if it was a breeze. Also, fuck Zenless Zone Zero.

The fact that this random-ass guy power-creeps so many cEDH commanders, and none his text matters other than the 4 non-white mana pips infuriates me. That ability could say “UBRG: lose the game” and this would be cEDH viable.

21. Cum Songs by Ada Rook Yet another collection of emotionally vulnerable songs by one of my favorite artists. It doesn’t quite top Unkillable Angel for me, but it’s damn good. “i cum acrylamide” is such a banger. The ending of the last song almost made me cry at work.

It’s been pride month for 13 hours. Why aren’t there girls lining up in my DM’s begging to kiss me yet? Yard work selfie unrelated.

Cygames hates me :(

5-0 FINAL STAGE WITH MILTEO (Unlimited) BABY!!!! #ShadowverseWB

LET’S GO! I KNEW I WAS GOOD AT THIS GAME!!!

This is the list. It’s unchanged since the Bibatii nerf. I genuinely think I have it perfect. Only card I’d consider making room for is Aragavy.

Winning the Mirror match without ever using Milteo always feels good. This was the last match to qualify for Group A of the GP too. #ShadowverseWB

20. Rift of the Necrodancer If you want a rhythm game that will test your sight-reading skills rather than raw twitch muscle execution, this game is perfect for you. Very fun and cute story mode too. I recommend playing on Hard even if you don't play many rhythm games.

Ngl this kinda pisses me off. Like I know Bibatii is a broken card, and she does see play in every version of Abyss, and Abyss is everywhere on ladder, but this change hurts Evo Abyss and Milteo Abyss a lot more than Midrange. Also I don’t think this will change much? She’s still hella strong.

19. The Longest Day in Babelon This is called a novel in-game, and I guess it is? It just feels like pages and pages of exposition with the occasional plot thread sprinkled in. It’s good setup if more stories are planned for Babelon, but it does drag a lot as a result. I like most of the characters

I will never understand why the Dark Signers were brought back, but at least Kalin had stuff to do after the arc was over. Carly died, and then died again IN JACK’S ARMS! and was brought back to do less than nothing for the rest of the series. She deserved so much better.

Pirates Docking you say?

This has been my ranked ladder deck of choice for the Anathema’s Gambit format. People expect Abyss to be midrange, so surprising them with just playing Aggro has been surprisingly effective. #Shadowverse #ShadowverseWB