So…much

Ya know, I may have figured out why I’m not handling this heat as well as I used to

It’s ok. Have the second lunch. No one will notice.

Shadows in the moonlight 🌚🌙

Tuesday submissions

Currently needing every room I exist in to be a refrigerator

Mid-motion heaviness

Shape

This feels different

Endless fun

Bearified

Stay puft

At my most tankesque

Keep it clean

I really enjoyed growing this thing throughout 2025

Wait, seriously?

Something about hotels just makes me feel myself

Be the chonk you wish to see in the world

I wish Thanksgiving weekend could last an entire week

Appears hairier when wet

Holding shape

Hefty + hazy

One of the big boys now

Sure, yeah

Feeling so small these days and not sure what to do about it

Winter is coming. You should think about how to keep warm

I present to you: Lug on a corner/good thing this bed frame is made of steel

I like this

Eastern time looks better on me

Olive oil, like men