I temporarily have to set up a Windows partition because one of the games I'm currently charged with reviewing doesn't run at all on Linux 🤢🤢🤢 I suppose, even if you get to do what you love as a job, there will still be at least some occasional trouble in paradise 😔

ok, seriously, can y'all PLEASE stop reposting that image of Tr*mp dangling off a cliff? something tells me that image has to be AI-generated (though I admit I'm very biased), so by reposting it, you're no better than he is

podcast update: the plan is, we're gonna record 2 more episodes this month, take a couple weeks off, record one more episode once I'm back from BlizzCon, and that'll be all of Season 1 of the show. that'll be 13 episodes in the season, uploaded weekly. still no exact launch date, but still Soon™️ 😌

oh for fuck's sake 🫠

my house really needs a "solicitors will be shot" sign on the front door, but that might be considered "iLlEgAl" 🙄

Pokédex #063: Abruh (evolves at level 16) Pokédex #064: Kadabruh (evolves upon being traded) Pokédex #065: Bruhlakazam

People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: We're no strangers to love

ah yes, the dynamic duo of Snappity Chatterman, Esquire, and the entity known only by the nickname "Instant" Graham

I once saw a gastroenterologist for chronic nausea and dry heaving (I was never able to actually throw up, strangely). he ordered some tests, I had them done, and he says, "Your symptoms are all in your head." saw a different GI doc who was actually competent and got proper treatment right away 😌

this is what I was referring to with my earlier PSA. don't assume anything about someone else's situation, especially if you're an Internet rando. if you can't help, you're allowed to scroll by silently; you don't have to make a comment that reveals that you're a smug, pretentious jackass

name brand: Led Zeppelin store brand: Heavy, Unwieldy Airborne Vehicle

PSA: if someone asks for a specific type of #mutualaid, don't offer them alternatives they likely know about but can't use. you may mean well, but you're just gonna sound like a jerk. if you can't provide the specific help the person needs, either signal boost or just scroll by. it's really not hard

name brand: Diamond Head store brand: Cubic Zirconium Braincage

Goldilocks and the Three Computers: "this ware is too hard" "this ware is too soft" "this ware is juuuuuust ri-i-i-i-i-...." [JustRight.exe has stopped working]

[telling my roommates I wanna do something nice for my gf next month before leaving for BlizzCon] them: David, we'll be gone for two or three days, and you'll have your phone with you the whole time. It's not like you're going off to war. me: [melodramatically] of course you wouldn't understand 😭

gonna step out of my comfort zone and make a rather personal announcement: last night, I accepted that I have a genuine problem with buying too many video games every time I have money to burn. I am now earnestly seeking alternative sources of dopamine that won't cause me such financial hardship 😶

Sandinator Dating Advice #2: if you've ever wanted to be with a guy who can't watch the World of Warcraft episode of South Park without feeling the need to verbally point out and explain every mistake contained within it, then I invite you... ... to look elsewhere, 'cause this one's taken 😌

Sandinator Dating Advice #1: if your significant other doesn't understand the significance of the name "Leeroy Jenkins," then they're way too young for you

I wasn't gonna say anything inflammatory on this subject, but this hits close to home, so fuck it. If you think anyone is "faking" a disability, and especially if you use that as justification for ignoring suffering despite having the means to help, go fuck yourself with a cactus. Sandinator, out.

a subscription-based adult website available exclusively to people born in the first month of the calendar year: OnlyJans

currently working on a game review in which I have a good reason to include the following sentence: "'Henceforth,' I declared, 'I shall be known throughout all the land as Wilfred of Ivanhoe, savior of maidens and stabber of men!'" I fucking love my job tbh 😌

yeah, I have ADHD: Apparent Deficiency in the Handling of Deez nuts lmao gottem

extremely localized air quality report: low and dropping even further (I am perpetrating unusually high amounts of #flatulence today)

going into the comments on a post to make a pun, only to find that someone else has already beaten me to it... that's basically the equivalent of blue balls for me 😖

Absolutely Accurate, Verifiable, 1000% True Fact*™️: Robert Plant's screams in Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" were recorded when he stubbed his toe right next to what he didn't know was a live microphone. they made it into the song because John Bonham thought they were fucking hilarious *:🤞

unsolicited, right-before-bed thoughts with the Sandinator: "ointment" is a really funny word

dentist who only just discovered a certain infamous webcomic meme and wants to incorporate it into their dental practice because they think it'll make them hip with the youth: "is this Floss?"

🎶 anger, memery you'll suffer unto memes 🎶 ~ Memetallica

when your Australian friend connects to your private game server, does that mean they come from a LAN down under? 🤔

August #promosky! -David, aka "The Sandinator" (he/him) -30, disabled, AuDHD -happily taken 💙 -I must constantly make puns or I'll die -I write about video games @phenixxgaming.bsky.social (podcast Soon™️) -constant shenanigans -420 friendly & LGBTQ+ friendly -Rush is my favorite band ever