Charlie
@thesherbetguy
Awful human that everyone hates.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. (I know there’s four people but it’s obviously the two on the left)
Happy birthday @chrisjack.bsky.social I’ve been saving this odd one out spoon from the accommodation just to ruin your day.
The grass has the weird colour in Scotland and water just falls from the sky apparently.
When you’re just trying to enjoy your pizza in your @coherentcomedy.com T-shirt but their acts keep looking at you from behind the bins.
Current on a train from London-Edinburgh when I reached this page (it is not 02:05).
Tim & James on the @alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social pod; “People should do the Alex Franklin double in Edinburgh!” Me, an autistic lad; “Already on the spreadsheet!” (Also the Thom Tuck double with Wolf of Poyais & ACMS)
I had to retire through injury getting this fucker out. I don’t like being defeated. Hurt my hand trying to break the massive taproot that has since been downgraded to a sore thumb*. I will be back next time with the big spade to vanquish it. *not sore enough to keep me off the PlayStation
That’s ok it’s only when the van is which is currently sat in full sun. Oh, I’m hedge cutting right next to it also in full sun… (It has since risen to 42°c)
Why would anyone be watching the boring old football when they could be here?
When you go to use the tiny bit of surface area in the kitchen but the person you live with has made one coffee with their needlessly giant machine.
50 year old man can’t get himself to work, thinks I’m his personal chauffeur
This has been going around and around in my head on a loop since Monday. Thanks @brainmage.bsky.social for keeping those pesky intrusive thoughts at bay! Who needs therapy when you’ve got ACMS?
@zafarcakes.bsky.social burnt lasagne knob Joey Page choppleganger. Soz, can’t remember the gapm email.