ai is the future

oh, what a lucky boy am i. i've been selected to try nano banana pro in slides. and you all laughed! said i'd never use nano banana pro in slides. well who's laughing now? me! the guy using nano banana pro in slides.

bought a pack of, ostensibly, baseball cards the other day. here are the good ones

bought a book off abebooks and then saw a charge for "AMAZONCOM SERVICES" on my credit card

finally realizing my life long potential of becoming a beach bum and all it took was *squinting* moving to cleveland ohio

love to make a concerted effort to buy direct and avoid shopping on amazon.

The Beach Bastard has arrived.

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wait.. let him cook

5 points

meet me at the google servers at noon. we're doing to them what the luddites did to looms

i kinda love how transparent this email is. no hook, no deals or incentive to use it, just "spend money"

how about a lasagna but it's just for the fellas

here's a relatable meme i made about the workplace. please enjoy.

many of you need to go here.

it's so unfair that a guy with this head of hair is *almost* named "hairdo"

i took a slightly different approach

what about a transcendental meditation retreat but just for the fellas?

got my verizon wireless 2025 wrapped yesterday. they sent me a text message for it.

woody harrelson is best friends with david blaine. thought u should know

enough

when it happens

trump looking at my fries even though he said he didn't want any when we ordered