Scotty Ray

@theterminizer

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Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 17d

358 negatives scanned, now I just have to turn them positive and make them look good🥴

A whole bunch of thumbnails of photo negatives in a large grid

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 17d

Dodger uniforms are total chaos today. White pinstriped Brooklyn hat, solid blue Los Angeles jersey, grey pants. PICK A THEME

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 18d

Three rolls scanned, 7 to go 🥴

Seven bundles of film negatives sitting on top of a binder sleeve filled with negatives on a laptop computer keyboard. Scanning software is visible on screen with a negative image of palm trees in front of some buildings

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 20d

Saw this on the TVs on the concourse after the game, but I don't remember seeing it on the actual jumbotron during the game

Photo of a wall mounted TV reading:

WEATHER DELAY

Due to weather in the area, fans in Pitchside Seats, the Pub Beer Patio and Lexus Lounge should seek shelter.

ALL OTHER GUESTS MAY SHELTER IN PLACE.

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 20d

After you get back from a cool vacation, every single person wants to ask you about it in detail

Sad lady who didn't have cheese for her fajitas

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 22d

His little dangling arm 😭

Same squirrel as above, now with one arm dangling off the side of the railing

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 22d

Current status: it hot

A squirrel viewed through open wooden blinds fully splooted out on the railing of a deck

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 23d

Going -ini shopping, does anyone need anything that ends with -ini?

Notes app shopping list:
Broccolini
Tahini

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 25d

"I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue" from the movie Airplane

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 25d

Touched marijuana for the first time in 3 weeks

Lady cop lying catatonic on her back with her eyes wide open and a bright light shining in her face

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 25d

𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙰𝙲𝚀𝚄𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙳

10 tallboys and one fancy corked small bottle of beer sitting on a black glass over surface

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 25d

Gay millennials are moving to Portugal in your area

Hand written sign in pink ink on a telephone pole that says:
MOVING SALE
9 am - 2 pm
Sat July 18
55th + Everett
Gay millennials R moving 2 Portugal

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 26d

rip to a Portland legend

A big sign with Chinese imagery hanging off a brick building over the street that says "chop suey" at the top and "cocktails" on the bottom and in big huge letters running down the middle it says "HUNG FAR LOW"

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 26d

Hello, gorgeous

Mount Hood in Oregon from the window of a plane with several lakes in the foreground

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 26d

[pleasantly] i'm walking here :)

4-5 story brick buildings in New York. The closest one on the corner has an overhang that says "Chinese Hispanic grocery"

Looking down a street in SOHO with 3-4 story brick buildings and a tree-lined median

Looking down the middle of Park Avenue with tall brick buildings on either side and a tree-lined median

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 26d

Sure hope these turned out lol

A ziplock bag on a wooden table with like a dozen rolls of Kodak Gold 200 film inside

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 27d

They call it "the city that never sleeps" but it's 5am in my brain and I've been awake for 21 hours so I'm going to do just that. Please don't tell anyone

View of downtown New York from very high up in midtown at night, lots of low flung buildings with a big street running through the middle at a slight angle with the World Trade Center surrounded by a cluster of other tall buildings off in the distance all lit up

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 27d

United States: blind spots Portugal: ANGLES OF DEATH

Sticker on the door of a big truck illustrating the location of the blind spots with big exclamation marks in each one and the text: "ATTENTION ANGLES MORTS"

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· 28d

Anyway,

View of Porto, Portugal from above the Luis I bridge, an old two level steel bridge with a massive arch between the upper and lower levels, above the Douro river with the red tile roofs and white stone and tile buildings

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 12

When you accidentally show up in a Portuguese town on the last day of their big annual 12-day religious festival

A big roped off square in front of a church with a massive crowd of people gathered around in front of 3- and 4-story old Portuguese style buildings

Looking up a narrow Portuguese street flanked by old 3-5 story buildings and absolutely crammed with people behind barricades and police tape

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 12

Surely this can't be cereais

A rack of different kinds of breads in a cafe labeled in Portuguese: lenha, cereais, baguette, brioche, croissant folhado

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 10

Bart Simpson smiling at Maggie while wearing grandpa's giant white dentures

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 9

We weren't even on the dolphin cruise. You can see dolphins from a regular boat too

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 9

The bartender on this boat, I should clarify

View of Lisbon off in the distance from the River Tagus on a perfectly clear sunny blue day

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 8

🚨 WHO NEEDS TO SEE A BABY PEACOCK?

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 6

No heterosexuals allowed in elevator

Photo of a sign on an elevator that has bathroom style figures of a man and woman standing side by side inside a rectangle with a big X through it. I have no idea what this is supposed to mean

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 6

heeere we go

Inside the absolutely packed Praça do Comércio, the main public square in Lisbon, with a huge screen at the far end, a statue of a guy on a horse, and a long yellow building with a red roof

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 6

The Portuguese airline had a flight map for kids that had animals on it so you better believe that's the one I used

Map of Brazil on an airplane seat back screen with a crocodile by Belo Horizonte, an armadillo in the middle of nowhere, and some stripey spotty orange black and white big cats (leopards?) in the north and south. At the top is a progress bar from SSA to LIS with a little cartoony bubbly plane

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 5

I thought bringing 5 rolls of film on this trip might be ambitious, but I shot 4 of them just on the Brazil leg. Headed to the airport for an overnight flight to Portugal where I'll need to find a camera store and stock up on some more for the second half

An old black plastic Pentax IQZoom 735 point and shoot film camera next to a plastic baggie with five rolls of film inside, only one of which still has the leader out, sitting on a white hotel bed comforter with a grey and red pattern on it

Scotty Ray@theterminizer· Jul 5

He did it. That crazy fucker did it.