The Third Person

@thethirdpersonuk

Anarcho-shitposter, shitposting for the revolution (small r), Taborite Hussite Wars vet, Aphrodian Biker Gang member, Hokuto Shinken advocate - can't fly, but jump good. He/Him also Any/All

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The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Jul 5

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_r...

Cuba's new ally, the Soviet Union, had hostile policies towards gays and lesbians, seeing homosexuality as a product of the decadent capitalist society prevailing in Cuba in the 1950s. Fidel Castro made insulting comments about homosexuality. Castro's admiring description of rural life in Cuba ("in the country, there are no homosexuals"[25]) reflected the idea of homosexuality as bourgeois decadence, and he denounced "maricones" as "agents of imperialism".[26] Castro explained his reasoning in a 1965 interview:

[W]e would never come to believe that a homosexual could embody the conditions and requirements of conduct that would enable us to consider him a true Revolutionary, a true Communist militant. A deviation of that nature clashes with the concept we have of what a militant Communist must be.[27]

According to Ian Lumsden, traditional Spanish machismo and the Catholic Church have disdained effeminate and sexually passive males for centuries. The homophobia exposed during the revolution was a mere continuation of the well-established culture of machismo and the rigid gender roles of pre-revolutionary Cuba.[28] Barbara Weinstein, professor of Latin American history at New York University and co-editor of the Hispanic American Historical Review, said that gay people were defined as deviant and decadent but not weak or sick. She also claimed that the way that the Cuban revolution came to power gave it a stronger sense of masculinity than other revolutions. The guerrilla experience pervaded the political structure and the guerrilla army itself became the nucleus of a new society.[29]

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Jun 9

"Trust me bro!" Source:

Cartoon of a giant human stood next to a tiny Airbus A380

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Jun 9

Yep. Razor thin. I don't want to comment on your comprehension skills, but they seem a little malfunction-ey, so yeah, I guess those engines must be incomprehensibly large TO YOU.

Image showing an Airbus A380 wing pre-install with a human stood nearby in order to showcase the size of it to an idiot.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· May 7

Man in chair staring at a megaskeet of epic proportions. Thinking bubble above his head says "Oh man... This doin numbers" and it is.

Gutted.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Apr 7

He's gonna do it. The real question is - what do we all intend to do about it? Like, really. We all need to ask ourselves: what exactly am I going to do about this? And "nothing" is not an option.

Truth Social post from Donald J Trump:

"A whole civilisation will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalised minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!"

Unhinged shit.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Apr 6

Yo this fucking weird ass bot account fully deluded me into thinking it was a human. That's on me, for sure, but worth knowing that *someone* is building radical-adjacent bots and putting them on here.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Mar 31

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Mar 29

So, according to www.maps.ie/population/, the population existing within an area roughly equivalent to the box we described earlier is 83,699,078 people. So roughly 1% of the population. Outside the box, surprisingly, would be 99% of the population, or 8.292 billion people, going by current /7

I'm wasting my life. This isn't even a stand-alone thread. No-one is ever going to read this. All is for nothing. Everything returns to dust. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair etc etc

I used to do things. I existed in the world. Knew people, talked to animals, eat food, all kinds of shit. Now? All that exists is maps and population data points. I am a shell of a human, and I know only suffering.

Maybe this is, truly, the curse of the Vengabus.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Mar 29

(San Francisco) to 40.730610 (New York), we've got another safe zone! Or maybe it's the other way? In which case, the safe zone is the tiny little box outlined in black in the second attached image. So, how big are the potential safe zones here? Well, if we're talking about the tiny box, it's /4

I dunno what to tell you, mate. Crumpets might be a shout?

The upcoming land war in Iran is gonna suck, huh. Also not looking forward to speed limit restrictions whilst the world's industrial and military infrastructure continues without restriction. Feels like bullshit

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Mar 29

right? Because once the Vengabus reaches its destination, it's gonna turn around and head straight back, burning every traffic light on the way - an utterly insane disregard for public safety, by the way! "But what about latitude?!" I hear you cry! Well!! Check this shit out! From 37.773972 /3

I've already told you these are pointless maps, I don't even know why you're bothering. Just give it up. Go enjoy your life. See the people you love, spend time doing something fun and fulfilling. I've spent at least an hour doing this. Why?! I can't even tell you. I hate my mind.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Mar 29

Agreed, but how?? If we take the Vengaboys at their word, the bus only travels from New York to San Francisco. So we have to assume that, as a bus, it can only travel via road, right? Which means that the operating range of the Vengabus is greatly restricted, logistically. Basically, anywhere /1

A map I made. It's just stupid. Don't even worry about it, it's not even worth the explanation. Go make a cup of tea or something instead.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Mar 22

Image of kind looking bald man with glasses and a large, curly beard. This is Bread Daddy.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Mar 15

A girl holding a dodgeball ready to throw at her friends. The girls is labeled as Apollo, the dodgeball is labeled as "the gift of prophecy", and her friends are labeled as "random internet users just trying to be comedic"

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Mar 7

Horrifying shit

Excerpt from the attached article reads "White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt bragged about how the attack featured the first American use of a torpedo to sink a ship since World War II. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, narrating a video clip of the attack, used the same gloating tone. “An American submarine sunk an Iranian warship that thought it was safe in international waters. Instead, it was sunk by a torpedo. Quiet death,” he intoned."

These people are cruel and awful human beings.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Feb 28

Three panel picture shows fighter jets flying in the top panel, the golden dome of Tehran in the second panel, and a humvee with a soldier ready to fire the roof-mounted weaponry in an unidentified city in the middle east, presumably. The text reads "born too late to deploy to the middle east, born too early to deploy to the middle east, born just in time to deploy to the middle east."

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Feb 28

Hayao Miyazaki looking exhasperated and smoking a cigarette

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Jan 7

WE'RE GETTING GUNDAMS!! Also this is objectively bad because the Japanese ruling party is fucking fascist and the current government is bending heavily towards anti-migrant right wing rhetoric. BUT MAYBE GUNDAMS!

Image of Japanese people holding the "ban the bomb" peace symbol in front of the Japanese flag, with text reading "Japan Just Ended 80 Years Of Pacifism"

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Jan 7

And the makeover only turned him into a pound-shop Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers anyway

Greg Bovino in his Border Patrol gear looking like a pound-shop Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Jan 7

Looking forward to folks being convinced to unalive themselves and others by Andrew Huberman's AI likeness.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Nov 20

My favourite time of day.

A phone screen showing the time, date, and day - 13:12 on Thursday 20th November.

The background is a rocky ridgeline.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Sep 2

I hate this shit.

Image is of a series of BlueSky skeets between The Third Person and Lena surrounding their defence of a third Bluesky user (Bad Boy of Mandalore) and their use of an antisemitic trope of "Jews our running our government".

Lena responds to The Third Person with a series of pictures, and an admonishment of any future positions claiming what ever anyone says will be labelled antisemitism.

The Third Person calls this fascist a fascist. Lena responds by saying "Oh noes I don't align with your moral compass" and other nonsense, alongside photos of dead babies

The Third Person responds with "you're defending someone that literally said 'Jews run our governement'.

That's actual antosemitisim. That's protocols of the Elders of Zion shit.

Like, actual Nazi shit. What do you want me to call you?!"

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Sep 1

Your mate.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Sep 1

I AM ONCE AGAIN TAPPING THE SIGN FOR THOSE IN THE CLUTCHES OF THE LEFT-WING CONSPIRACY GRIFTOSPHERE

Image is of a cute doggy sailor with a boat in the background, and the text reads:

TOTAL INFORMATION COLLAPSE

& THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY

THE DAMAGE CANNOT BE UNDONE

Reprint available until Jan 30th 2025 at roryblank.bigcartel.com
I will cut it off early if I think it's going to become unmanageable.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Sep 1

Final Fantasy VII's theme was literally "Eco-terrorism is fine and good actually and is the only thing that we can engage in that will save the world" and I wonder why I am who I am. Also, the ancillary theme is "oh and your best friend might die in pursuit of this so get used to that." Perfect.

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Aug 31

Also, tell me this isn't a younger Corbyn

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Aug 29

Oh you'd love the takes I've read on O9A in the last two days. Just the best. And this absolute banger, too -

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Aug 26

Look - if you're against AI use you're implicitly ableist. The dog population must be genocides to facilitate this. /s

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Jun 16

The Third Person@thethirdpersonuk· Jun 14

Always good when this exact Tyoe Of Guy is defending your position on the Holodomor, huh.