LeCaffeinated
@thetirednurse
I tell you this to break your heart, by which I mean only that it break open and never close again to the rest of the world Mary Oliver
In its acceptance speech for best international feature film, Infectious Diseases thanked its supporting actors, RFK Jr & Elon Musk, along with the all the DOGE crew members.
Oh my god 😭 But now, all this talk of ocean currents disrupted and billionaire escape pods to distant planets sends me running to the rivers and the wild grass, to lay hands on the dying and sing songs of gratitude and regret.
Our overlords are now communicating with us, using Outlook as their chosen form of communication because of course
“As a Republican leader, he also helped dissuade his conference — as after the 2012 mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn. — from supporting gun legislation and, as majority leader, refused to bring up significant gun-control measures for a vote.”
Very worried about a little paint chip that is only there because you drove 10 SUVs through the reflecting pool?? I see.
Wearing my mothman shirt to the bookstore with my kids like a cool mom
Hi I am here to manage your insulin dosing but I cannot match my shoes 😵💫
This was in my fortune cookie and so it’s been nice knowing you all 🫡 🪦
Guy came out of that car sucking on a vape, tanning booth tan and wearing the worst pair of jorts man has ever known. Hair styled like a 1980s carpeting aficionado. Also w/ a bumper sticker of a bible verse that declares the goodness of violent Christian war bc we all know Jesus was big into murder
Also, as a bartender who has witnessed (and on occasion found myself in the middle of) bar fights, you DO NOT want a gun anywhere near that. The way those quickly escalate and start sucking in people around the periphery is already so dangerous
PSA don’t put your feet up on the dashboard in the car ever (see comments for why)