Val Halla
@thevaleriehalla
Large-bodied, big-headed, fat-coochie’d queer tech donkey and martial artist. Alleged drag queen. Social media’s premier Henri Duparc evangelist and Je Veux Vivre slanderer
Marketers/Web Developers: If your images are this big, THIS IS NOT ENOUGH ACTIVE VIEWING SPACE. THREE BARS FOR NAVIGATION AND ADS AND A FULL TITLE BAR ACROSS THE TOP OF THE PAGE THAT TAKE UP 25% OF THE VIEWPORT IS BAD DESIGN. I CANNOT ACTUALLY SEE THE PRODUCT. JESUS. SUGAR GLAZED. FUCKING. CHRIST.
Found this screenshot on my phone from three years ago, meaning I had fully given up on the “I’m a very professional person even while working remote” facade one year into my time at my current employer.
Eventually I just pull this picture out and they’re enamored and fawn over it and then they never talk to me again until I check out. It happens every single time. I have, quite literally, never gone to a makeup and skincare store without people not believing me when I say I don’t need help.
Not even meant to pile on because most of us can see it: You CAN be a terrible person that wears sunscreen.
This has been my vocal stim about three days now, and while I know it’s also a Hindu mantra, I am specifically stimming Katya doing this on UNHhhh episode 1
I am the most annoying friend you’ll probably ever have, but I’m also funny
reclaiming my sexuality after a year and a half of really difficult healing experiences happy bday america or whatever
Pride weekend in New York City was a very special and good time. Something overcame me and made me start crying (very briefly) during the parade on Sunday.
A fresh cut so I stand a better chance at feeling hot at Pride this year 👏🏻
I’ve decided to keep a list of the funny things my nieces say/do and gift it to them as a printed book when they graduate high school.
We lived through eight years of having a black president and OVER eight years of media coverage of that black president that informs a very different opinion here.