Foster Fun! consider volunteering or fostering for your local animal rescue 🖤

happy caturday

cloudy with a chance of blasphemy!

can’t explain, but it has this kind of energy

You can let him know how you feel by calling his office and respectfully suggesting he not look both ways crossing the street

Happy Caturday! …she bites 🥳

This is Bear, he eats trash, screams for treats 24/7, dumb as rocks, and he’s got a warrant out of Miami for smuggling heroin. But he’s my sweetie pie and I love him

gave me a little scare

Chag Purim Sameach! Iris’ panda costume didn’t work out as planned

“and if anyone can be totally normal it’s me”

biting your sister, right to jail

she bit me when I asked her to stop. then she got a churu.

Support your local animal shelter 🖤

Live dangerously

Well folks, give em a call! I’m sure he’s happy for the feedback

(break glass for dopamine)

And yet, here they are pandering for your cash like they give a shit

wait til you see the new uniforms…

Celebrity photo ops like this?

Potato bread to distract from (gestures grandly)

Oh but he’s from Chicago 🙄

🐱floofs