HEY, ALL YOU NON-MUGGLES, let's ask a question and kill the chance for you to reply...

Oh dear, how sad, never mind

Ooooh Cornwall, eh. good excuse for another trip to Okehampton Castle

Sausage of Arabia Where Eagles Sausage One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Sausage The Sausages of Navarone Harry Potter and the Deathly Sausages It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Sausage Chitty Chitty Bang Sausage The Cruel Sausage The Sausage Busters The Great Sausage :-) A Clockwork Sausage

Yeah, but his ear heals quickly...

You're driving, and see an ice cream van, half on, half off the curb in front of you, about level with the red car in this picture. The van is serving a family. That's what I saw on Sunday, and reported the footage via Nextbase. Wouldn't you?

Luckily there weren't any balloons about when these three pricks... Temp 3-way lights for major construction work with no visibility of the other two controlled traffic queues Selfish drivers - the car ahead of me had already gone through a red light to get ahead of me Reporting them all tomorrow

"Paleontologists Discover One of North America's Earliest Flying Reptiles," says the headline. And I thought we all did in 2016

Surely the best way to comprehensively undermine odious leaders who endanger peace is to deliver the resources that they deny their people. Imagine food and clothing being parachuted into Iran, Palestine, N Korea... USA: how long would the leadershit be able to control the populace? Cheaper, too?

Plural Bigots, thugs, arseholes who are trying to escape consequences for their corruption in USA, Israel, Russia, Iran...

So, me on Twatter. I don't mind DMs from good eggs with whom we've shared decent exchanges, but I strive to accept others' wishes and am clear about my own. :-)

Yeah, you say this, but #OathBreakerTaco is nothing like Adolf because only one of them could grow a moustache or pat a dog... no Melanoma jokes, please

Pinched from Twatter: My Will is explicit about the epitaph: "stiff at last."

Beautifully put, Annie Every post the exposes the vapid dishonesty of religion is another weakening of the chain, another customer closer to escape, another wobble in the foundations of this most dishonourable industry evolved and tolerated by our species.

Damn: now I want an ice cream

Which Hogwarts House am I in?

Hey, @reggie-perrin.bsky.social, look what I've discovered: 1/3rd the price of the Doctor :-)

Right: finished reading one book today, let's see if I can make it two. Looking forward to, "not my daughter, you bitch." 🙂

Anyone, anyone...

Is that more, or less, hell than people who voted for the rapist, fraudster, conman, grifter, liar, serial bankrupt, #OathBreakerDon without a single redeeming quality and addicted to betraying everything and everyone; fractally dishonest?

Meanwhile, in the Kremlin, Dobby wrings his hands

Everyone sees a wimp whose frightened to answer a simple question. I see Neville being asked what he's most frightened of. Snape is his boggart

I thought that "Gulf of America" described the gap between #OathBreakerDon's ears

Wonder how Eloon's pile of cash compares to that of the Jesus-peddling brigade. Both are rancid, it's just that the smaller pile's been hoarded over a shorter period :-)

The "Concord" or "prior investment" fallacy? We all make it. Often the greatest treasure fills the space made by jettisoning old tat (especially in the head)?

Beautiful, isn't it? :-) However, whenever I see reports of data that might fuel a conclusion I'd love to be the case, my sceptical mind looks for alternative explanations and I recall Jean Luc Picard's, "wishing for a thing does not make it so"

Yay! Last week, I invented a new word after enjarring my first batch of pickled cabbage. Next week, if you see a headline, "Walsall man dies of red cabbage poisoning," you'll know I got it wrong :-)

Thanks for reminding me (unintentionally?) of the ever-excellent Rude Kid from @vizcomic.bsky.social See: there's sophistication out there, if you're willing to look :-)