Roscoe the Dog

@thirdsunrising

I’m a Hound. I like to sniff stinky things. I keep the property free of rats and raccoons. I don’t play fetch, but thanks for asking. Living my best life in the great Pacific Northwest. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

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Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· 26d

Yes and apparently you can put the Mustang name on any old thing and it’ll sell like hotcakes

A Mustang II from the 1970s. An appalling shade of red that somehow doesn’t work, with a gaudy white interior and Rostyle wheels.

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· 27d

World’s best trailhead bear warning sign

Children’s crayon drawing of a bear, warning everyone at the Bear is in this park and please don’t shoot

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Jul 7

Mood after the game. Song is on point.

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Jun 22

But South Bend is way up north in Washington

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Apr 8

Happy Taco Tuesday, in celebration of the fact that we’re all gonna live at least another couple weeks it seems

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Apr 6

Yeah, cats have shown me a thing or two about how to enjoy the sunshine

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Feb 10

Considering the quality of the defense I think Witherspoon shoulda got the MVP

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Jan 29

Are we sure they’re only spending $35M on the promotion?

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Jan 12

All right. We’re doing this then.

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Jan 7

Spotted in Wellington, New Zealand. Their Taco Tuesday options included mushroom chili and soy masala. The taco shells appear to be naan bread.

Sign from a restaurant in New Zealand where the Taco Tuesday options are butter chicken, lamb masala, mushroom chili or soy masala

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Dec 10

Tonight’s vibe

Two dogs lying lazily together on a dog bed

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Nov 25

AI is never wrong. Just ask AI.

Google AI, when asked whether parachutes are effective, cites a fake study which was set up to prove them no more effective than backpacks when jumping out of an airplane.

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Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Aug 6

There’s no denying it, things get more dull and colorless as I age

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Aug 3

Nobody’s perfect. Except maybe Jennifer. 1945-2025

WKRP’s Jennifer Marlowe messing with Herb Tarlek

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Jun 13

The cartoon is parody. I am attaching a legitimate news article depicting actual current events for comparison.

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Jun 5

Your wish is my command

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· May 26

Ok so a decision was made to go mud wrestling with a raccoon…

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Apr 30

Trump’s Truth Social post from 29 January 2025 declaring “This is the Trump stock market”

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Apr 30

Even the batter was like, “I can’t even be mad about that.”

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Chocolate lab puppy in an orange vest, sitting in snow on the porch, looking as though she’s getting a bit impatient about how long her owner is taking to get this walk started

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Feb 27

We couldn’t get a Bond villain but maybe these guys are available?

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Feb 26

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf…

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At least some of us are having a good time

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Feb 10

Here’s another fun one which really drives home the point that Google AI is just putting words together and has no honest idea what it’s saying. Here’s a man who didn’t survive WWII, but died in 1990 🤣

Roscoe the Dog@thirdsunrising· Feb 10

Here’s a recent example where I simply wanted to know the meaning of a slang term. A language model should do great on that, no? I mean, what is the useful purpose of a language model if it can’t figure out the language? Behold the results.