Asda were ready a couple of weeks ago... 😬

What a view to a... chilled room

Being spoiled in a Travelodge. Sorry, boiled in a Travelodge 🥵

Bless her heart 💔

I'm even sweaty between my fingers 😬🙄

What station is this, Buddleia Salterton?

drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

It's hard to see but the pots circled are raised up, I've recently bought bigger pots to make them even higher

It's giving off some Croydon Debenhams in the 90s vibes

Man in the mirror

Big lion energy

To Londres avec lunettes

Occupado 🫣

The book nook kit we really want

Londonmaxxing

Maybe after the cheese and pineapple hedgehog

I Londres'd today. Expensed my ticket for the first time ever, now it's £18 at peak time and my normal commute is pennies in the EV

I think I'm ready for my disciplinary thing tomorrow

Fuxk off suggested books to read 😟

Chicken legged attack drone might sound like another subset of gay gym culture but actually it's far more terrifying

It's almost that time of year again

Wearing scarlet to a funeral parlour with the open casket of someone you didn't like there. Bold

My initial observations: so many doors and tiny windows. More imposing at the platform than the existing 73 stock

New piccadilly line train on test at Hammersmith today

Hunters on the hill... geddit?

It's been a long day and this made me laugh

Ever get the feeling that you're being watched? 🧐

A bygone year