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@thisismarksworld
🏳️🌈 M. 54. Cat Dad. Shop Girl. Loud laugher. Car Chanteuse. Neurosparkly. I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up. Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number! Manchester UK.
Imagine thinking encouraging people to sue Amnesty International means you're on the right side! Just another day of Enoch Blyton being a cunt!!
What's the point of a fucking fire drill when there's no customers to shoo out!! "No you can't just try it on!!"
So many people thought these dinner ladies were British so they did this!! Screaming 😂😂😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DaqCEAs...
Looks like I got my new phone just in time. The old phone had been growing a hump for a while but yesterday as I was setting up the new one the back of the old one started to peel open!!
Rancid haunted bin bag Doris Karloff is dead!!! #AnnWiddecombe #DingDong
New phone, who dis?? Probably gonna take all weekend to set it up & transfer stuff from the old one.
The full video, containing the explanation, is in the link but this first bit is all I needed today! 😂😂😂😂 www.facebook.com/share/v/17g6...
Us: Tell us the inspiration for this dress! Zara: Picture the scene!! It's 3am. The house next door is on fire & you're all being evacuated. You grab a jumper to put over your nightie because it's chilly & you've got nipples like chapel hat pegs!! Us: Nailed it!! #TheShitWeSell
Just bought myself these babies. Salmon pink Gazelles. On double staff discount weekend too!! 🩷🩷🩷
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
Hello Royal Mail No you didn't attempt to deliver my parcel at 6.54pm! I've been sat on my sofa since 4pm & my doorbell didn't ring once!! Lying set of tripehounds!!
No. Of course I haven't! *Actually I have. They just didn't want to do it again.
Hyacinth's sister Violet, Mercedes, swimming pool, sauna, room for a pony, has died. #AnnaDawson #DeadFamous
Watch how fast some companies ditch those pride flags now #PrideMonth is over!!
The only thing I know is that it has a brutalist bus station. #NotVeryHelpful