Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣

@thomasthecorgi

On here for the corgis and other pets. Tommy 🐶🌈, Dave 🐶🌈, Lucky🐶🌈 , Molly 🐶🌈, Jethro 🐱🌈, Sophie🐱 , Elliott🐶, Jimi🐶🌈, Bennie 🔪🐻 , Violet 🐶. #CorgiCrew

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Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· 29d

When you have corgis you never poop alone.

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· 29d

This joke is bad and has no gooooooooooooooal. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 14

My first thought:

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 13

Two things: 1.) I work with dumbasses. Someone paid real money for this thing. 2.) Who the hell approved this design? It looks like a pig that's high.

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 13

Good joke? Bennie says neigh. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 10

Christmas in July and all we get is another terrible joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 10

Here's my favorite picture of Mitch

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 10

Is today too soon to post this? 🤔

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 9

#ThrowbackThursday to a few times Molly had to be quality control on stuff dad built. From the mailbox to a baby rocker to a doghouse that looked like a castle, Molly did the final approval. #CorgiCrew #TBT #DogsOfBluesky

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 9

What about a traffic circle around a town square in the Bermuda triangle? #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 8

That is 1000% a corgi sleeping position.

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 8

Here's Bennie while he was singing the song of his people. It's called "something moved outside 8 houses down and I thought you should know" #CorgiCrew #MurderBear

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 8

Alt punchline: because they're dead. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 7

I know some of you have been doubting that Scott Jennings and John Thune spoke with Mitch McConnell, but I have a photographic evidence of their 20 minute conversation.

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 7

Lol

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 7

Bonus joke!

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 7

Just following up on this, lol #ETTD

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 7

When they get together they probably planet. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie & Violet 🚫🧊8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣@thomasthecorgi· Jul 7

Here's some shots posted by our local TV station of the Great American State Flop. Nothing says "Indiana" like mini golf. They bypassed the Indy 500 for mini golf. #Sad