thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus
Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence) fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast) replacement level jazz trombonist
Fun times in Cleveland today, it’s Cleeevelaaaand
“Oh yeah! Look at ya! You was poppin all that good shit a second ago! Then you got KICKED IN YO CHEST!”
nah Kirkification refers to a meme following Kirk’s death where people would put his face on everything using AI. if your pic got Charlie Kirk face swapped, you got Kirkified pictured: the Mona Lisa post-kirkification
isn’t that just a fancy word for a chastity cage
I don’t give a shit how convenient the timing of the caution that ended this race for rain was
This shit ruled and my Earnhardt bonafide will not be questioned
looks like they did indeed do the fireworks in the middle of the night
the sun has set on the Fourth of July in Michigan.
My followers demand that I post Mad Thunderwood. But I already posted the real answer
trying to convince them you died but they don’t believe you
Discussed this with my friend who worked at Brightline. Nothing is unique about brightline, they just added more trains to places where trains were already killing people. The rate at which trains kill people has not changed.
when you consider how fat I am this is more impressive than it looks
fuck yeah it’s my favorite song about… …this particular practice
Millicent Millie Sillie Mills Millions Millioncents Ten thousand dollars Silliness Millimess Ness Nessie Nessasaurus Messie Mills Sillions Millions Of Sillions Miller Heavy Scent The Queen Of Smells Smillie Houndoofus Scenthound Vanillahound Piggie Piggs Oink Girl Heart Hound Woowoo Loud Dog Etc.
I am finna test his lateral I’M HITTING HIM WITH LATERAL MOVEMENT HE CANT DO ANYTHING