
Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· 20d what the FUCK do you mean i can buy government poop for a thousand dollars

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· 20d i sorta like that if you really wanted to you could buy human blood directly from the u.s. government

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· 20d extremely threatening order i got earlier today

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· 22d who is taking boner honey at the movie theater urinal

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Apr 27 hell fuckin yeah i'm going to see conan

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Apr 23 computer, generate me a cool mascot for my gutter cleaning company. now make him deep throat a gutter

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Apr 22 hell yeah targeted ad i'm sure these would look great on me

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Apr 4 incomprehensible creature

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Mar 29 anybody got a cool $950 i could borrow

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Mar 24 important to go outside from time to time as you will occasionally make new friends

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Mar 23 this is one of the funniest opening lines to any song ever

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Mar 6 not to toot my own horn but hell yeah necroplanet.bandcamp.com/album/negati...

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Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Nov 28 unbelievable combination of pictures from my mom

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Oct 20 elton chasing his own tail and then getting scared of it

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Oct 18 yeah i'm something of a JOI bloke myself

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Oct 1 it's normal for your name to appear in house of leaves right

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Jul 22 a reviewer comparing one of my riffs to the original Black Sabbath is still one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Jun 8 got to hang out with my aunt's tiny dog the other day

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· Jun 1 everybody tell elton happy birthday!!!

Big Slurp@thunderinmoses· May 26 set my face on fire at work again