This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world... Until he went to prison. 🤣😂🤣

When they bust out a leash and then you realize you're not going for a walk.

We will need to be ready! 😉😈

Anyone up for a Dicken Nugget??

Cookie party!!!!

Ended up I was fukn’ crazy the whole time!!

Honestly where you goin’ with this??

When the resuscitation dummies gettin more action then you are!

Which one of y’all be the nursing home making this in craft class?? 😂🤣

I found out what a Birmingham booty call was! 😂😂😂🤣 (this post got pulled down on Threads)

Now that’s what I call a sandwich!!

My favorite meals that I like to stretch apart!

Let’s promote Body Positivity!!!!!

When nature keeps dropping her hints for you! 🤣😂

Fish nets all the way!! 🤤🤭

I have a thing for eyeballs so salty!! ❤️💕💕

It’s alive!!!!!!! 😂

my next tattoo

Who sent this to me? REALLY FUNNY!!

Why of course!! 😉

Ladies real question here. Would you rather be a toaster strudel or a Twinkie?

What’s going on here?? Wrong answers only!

I don’t know what she’s saying, but I absolutely fucking agree with her

Too much???

Hmmmmm, 🤷🏻