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THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· 3d

((And here’s the other five Deathwatch Incursors from the box.) (All done! Kill-Teams Razor’s Edge and Silent Thunder from Watch Company Quartus, which I’m putting together for a little Deathwatch Boarding Actions army.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· 6d

((Another silly sticky-note doodle. Inspired by some art I saw on my feed today.) (Some of y’all really out here looksmaxxing the absolute strangest things.)

((A really stupid sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon looking like Handsome Squidward with his chiseled jaw, tiny lips and tusks, absurdly shaped nose and soft eyes. Winks of glamour can be seen around him and the caption “TUMBLR SEXYMAN PEON”.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· 12d

…CAN THUNK BE IN YOU DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAMES NOW?

COVER OF DA WURLD OF WARCRAFT GAMEPLAY ESPANSHUN FOR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS…WHICH THUNK NOT SURE WHAT A WARCRAFT AM BUT DAT SURE LOOKS LIKE AZEROTH?

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· 22d

((Oh he’s very silly. The big bolt carbine ain’t enough for him right now, he needs his pistol if he’s going to get the job done.)

((A hand-painted Deathwatch Incursor from the Raptors chapter, holding his bolt carbine in his silver left hand as he goes for the pistol holstered at his waist with his black-armored right hand.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· 23d

((Yeah sure.) (Just brought some of my little Deathwatch Incursors that I had done. Didn’t set out to win contests with them when I started painting, I just thought I’d done a good enough job.) (And they didn’t rank too badly even though I didn’t place, according to the judges.)

(Five sad little Deathwatch Incursor miniatures on a plastic table amidst other squads of miniatures.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· 27d

((‘Nother stupid sticky-note doodle.) (He makes them with love.)

((A stupid sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon wearing SpongeBob’s Krusty Krab hat, standing next to a hot grill with burgers cooking on it, holding a spatula. The caption above him reads “SHORT-ORDER PEON”.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· 28d

((Kinda cool—I was taking a walk back to my office after a meeting and saw this lil’ fella just chilling in the shade next to the walkway.) (American Kestrel male, I think. I was maybe five feet from him, if that.)

((American Kestrel male falcon just chilling on a concrete walkway next to a landscaping section of red lava rock with some plant overgrowth reaching through it.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· 29d

((Y’know, it occurs to me that I’m actually really lucky to have rebuilt any kind of following after a platform switch.) (Twitter was good to Thunk once upon a time. Made it to 10K.) (2.8K on Bluesky is pretty respectable after that!)

((A screenshot of Thunk Da Peon’s Twitter Following from November 2022. The number is 10,104.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jul 9

((Ooh. New sticky-note pad.) (Let’s break it in with a truly stupid little doodle!)

((A sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon sitting at Lucy’s Psychiatrist Stand, labeled “EMOSHUNAL SUPPORT PEON” above “DA PEON IS” with a paper taped to the front reading “IN”. A crude stool sits nearby.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jul 6

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD ZONE! THUNK WOULDS STILL WATCH OUT FOR DA GARN THOUGH.

A YOUNG ORC STANDING IN DA SNOW WITH A SPEAR, HIS BACK TO A FIRE, A FROSTWOLF ALLY NEARBY AS SEVERAL VICIOUS BLACK WOLVES CLOSE IN.

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jul 6

LETS GO ROUND AND SEE WHO IN THUNK’S SKIRCLE TODAY!

A SKIRCLE FULL OF ALL OF THUNK’S FRIENDS!

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jul 4

((He needed some buddies, so I made up a five-man squad of legionnaires to witness him.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jun 29

((…some days I really feel like I am over here spending a not-insignificant chunk of my life pretending to be the Mr. Rogers version of Ulysses Ogre.)

((Black and white art by baalbuddy of an ogre crying while holding an opened copy of Ulysses by James Joyce. The text reads “Everyone call Ogre STUPID and it TRUE! Ogre barely even literate! Ogre finally finished reading ULYSSES, but Ogre only can identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalist and can’t comprehend deeper ideas like the ‘remorse of conscience’ that make James Joyce’s novel a Modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegan’s Wake!”)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jun 27

GREEN TEXT ON A BLACK BACKGROUND WITH GREEN NUMBERS RUNNING DOWN IN COLUMNS LIKE RAIN DOWN A WINDOW PANE IN DA STYLE OF DA MATRIX. TEXT READS: “SHE’S EVERYTHING. HE’S JUST KEN.”

“BARBIE”.

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jun 23

BY DA WAY, THUNK KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GONNA HAPPEN WHEN DEY RELEASE DA WARCRAFT DATING GAME.

A DEADPAN BART SIMPSON HOLDING UP A MYSTERY DATE CARD WITH THUNK’S FACE ON IT.

MARGE SIMPSON LAUGHING AS HOMER SIMPSON LEERS CREEPILY. CAPSHUN READS “YOUS GOT DA PEON”.

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jun 19

AHHH Y’KNOWS THUNK NOT SURE BOUT DIS PICTURE THUNK NO KNOW—THUNK THINK HE MAKING A WEIRD FACE IN IT kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

A JOKE “BLUESKY LICENSE” FEATURING THUNK!

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jun 17

((Huh. Thought I had that post up already. Guess I was thinking the other place.) (Anyway, THAT song gets cranked at a slightly different point.)

((Apple Music screen with “Times Change (Epic Metal Cover) by Skar, Featuring Mazen Ayoub at 2m and 17s.)

((Kid screaming with headphones on, his right arm raised as he rocks out.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jun 17

((And then you actually get to see them interact briefly in the “Times Change” cinematic and I think there is just so much in those moments where Garrosh drops Gul’dan and his expression changes, seeing Gorehowl in Mannoroth’s skull.)

((Garrosh Hellscream, a brown-skinned Orc with a tattooed lower jaw, from the “Times Change” cinematic.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jun 17

((The EXACT second that pets my brain the best, y’all.)

((Apple Music play screen of the song “Times Change” from the Warlords of Draenor Album by Beal Acree at 2m and 14s.)

((Bart Simpson in a sound booth, wearing headphones, both eyes closed and a smile on his face as he jams out to what he’s listening to.)

THUNK DA PEON@thunkdapeon· Jun 16

OKIEDOKIE—SOME PEEPLES MAY CONSIDER IT A LESS POPULAR OPSHUN. WE HAVES A NAME FOR DOSE PEEPLES: “WEAK”. WHAT CHARACTER CONCEPT COULDS NO BE IMPROVED WITH GIRL ABS AND BERSERKER BLOODLUST? THUNK ASK YOUS.