This new Ariana Grande album??

Life is absolutely kicking my ass but at least my lineup is 🔥

Surprised ppl aren’t picking up on the new Spider-Man’s end credits scene. It’s clearly setting up Miles Morales. Peter’s signal popped up like normal, then a second ping for another Spider-Man appears in space. So either the new Spider-Man is already here or it pinged from another multiverse

Sadie Sink in #SpiderManBrandNewDay

Boy Butter lube? 10/10. Absolutely no notes. I was slipping and sliding all last night.

Getting all the way to DTLA from Lomg Beach and realizing you left your entire wallet back home.

Being upset that Black Panther, the king of a fictional African country, is being played by a Black British actor of Nigerian/Sierra Leonian descent instead of a Black American actor is crazy??

Wedding tings.

I'm going to this white people wedding with with my Filipano girl friend from grad school and it's down in Orange County. Both of us in the car on the way there:

Professor X after he called and told Val Cooper the government couldn’t do shit cause X-Corp wasn’t under US jurisdiction: #XMen97

All the girlies are giving us RENAISSANCE-esque visuals except the one that should be. She too busy running around being the First Lady of Brooklyn.

😁😁😁

Well, let me get up and go put my trade outfit on and work on this damn car.

I told this boy I’d drop off some 🍆 tonight but I done got home, showered, rolled a blunt, started making dinner and turned on Sex and the City. Baby boy might need to go call in his second choice cause it’s giving

The Brood??! I wasn't expecting them ugly bitches to pop up. #XMen97

Beyonce needs to stop paying "Work It Out" dust and put it on the tour setlist for Act III.

Laundry day. 🧦

Let’s go run our Friday errands!

Professor X cussing out Apocalypse in last nights #XMen97 episode:

He hopped his bighead ass into that ship so fast and said BYEEEEEEE as soon as Apocalypse exited that chamber. 😭 #XMen97

I’m in line at Office Depot and this man just pulled out a checkbook and started writing one to pay for his items????

I have absolutely zero videos from Beychella (or they entire Coachella weekend) cause my drunk ass dropped my phone down an elevator shaft before I even got to the festival.

Apocalypse blew him to fucking smithereens bitch! He said it’s quiet ain’t no back talk! 😭😭#XMen97

Not Salina Estitties being on two reality shows in one summer. Caused chaos in that second bracket on #AllStars11 and just strolled down the CBS lot to go cause chaos on #BigBrother. 😂

I’m out with my straight boy friends in LBC and it’s a mess.

Post-brunch mood. Time for a blunt and some boo… ::signal drops::