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A Tiberian Pun (@tiberianpun) · DIRTY

A Tiberian Pun

@tiberianpun

They/He Green, queer, autistic, non-binosaur. Web Dev. TTRPG nerd. Anarcho-syndicalist. Author of official Ironsworn digital tools; Iron Journal and Stargazer.

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A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 7d

4 panel comic.
1. A distraught man, let us call him Dickhead, shouts to his equally distraught wife (we'll call her Karen. You know why)
Dickhead: "Darling, they're taxing us!"
Karen: "No"

2.
Dickhead: The bastards are taxing us!
Karen: No!

3.
Dickhead: we'll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives!
Karen: oh god

4. Tears in his eyes, unironically, dickhead looks to the heavens and says "now I know how the slaves felt"

This is a reference to the utter tone-deaf nonsense that rich cunts have actually said in response to wealth taxes.

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 8d

A spray bottle

No.

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 8d

Every time these ai chuds speak the only response is:

"oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 Yeah? 🥺🥺 Do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? Yeah??? You can't do it??🥺🥺 You're a moron??🥺🥺 do you need chatgpt to fuck your wife??🥺🥺🥺

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 10d

4 panel screenshots from Yu-Gi-Oh.
1. Dude holds up a card that says "don't speak I'll of the dead"
2. His opponent smiles
3. His opponent turns his card and it reads "don't be a piece of shit while you're alive"
4. First guy is annihilated

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 12d

Complex flow chart for deciding if AI is the appropriate tool for a given task.

It's not though. It never is.

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 12d

What about unsolicited dik-dik pics?

A dik-dik, a small species of dear

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 14d

Me with my whole stupid face: What's a gender neutral term for spouse? My spouse:

Two panel comic in which someone can't comprehend the inanity of what they're looking at

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 15d

His dick fell off because a woman wrote words on the internet

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 15d

Data center?

I'd rather date a centaur!

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· 26d

"I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Jul 10

2 panel comic
A person in a suit stands at a lectern, apparently speaking at a funeral. In the first panel they say "sometimes when a person dies, others will say 'if you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all'"
In the second panel they continue "but that's bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt"

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Jul 7

Johnathon Frakes is giving you many a cheeky smile while the caption texts scattered amongst his shining pearly whites read thus:
It's a total fabrication
Pure fiction
Wrong
No
Not a chance
No way
It never happened

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Jul 3

Oooh who's an edgy boy? Who's an edgy boy?! Yes you are! Oooh what a hot take! Your statements are so controversial! What an edgy boy

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Jun 27

I'm building a team

One very intense gentleman with a cat

Freddie Mercury with two cats

Vincent Price with 4 cats

Cat with hands!

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Jun 13

Me if I went on love island

A frog, clearly feeling a bit put upon, is pointing a flintlock pistol at something out of view. Above them are the words "don't ever put me in a situation"

Clearly they are in "a situation".

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Jun 9

Oh honey, no.

By @effinbirds

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Jun 1

Happy Pride!

Be Gay
Do Crime

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· May 27

Pikachu with a gun

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· May 23

about:blank

Star trek classic intro screen but the episode title reads "SHITTER'S CLOGGED"

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· May 18

A tardigrade playing the tiniest violin.

Did you know that tardigrades are also called moss piglets? Well you do now.

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· May 13

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Reconsider. Also a bunny.

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· May 1

Post your warning sign

Black goat kid giving a knowing look to the camera. A sparkle filter has been overlaid on the image. Caption reads "you forgot to block me from the astral world. See you in your dreams."

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Apr 23

Bruh

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Apr 8

It was another week filled with endless wins for the American people under president Donald j. Trump

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Apr 5

So proud of this.

Screenshot of my data from clearsky showing that I'm on 2 lists for being anti ai/crypto

I'm so proud!

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Apr 4

"The enlightened centrist"

I'm not left or right, I'm a secret third thing (right)

You see it's all about striking a balance between criticising the left and defending the right.

I respect all view points. It's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones

I'm above all that partisan fighting. Basically I found a way to get superior to both sides without taking any principled positions.

Both sides are equally bad. I think anti-fascism is the same as fascism and should be treated exactly the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it.

I stand for absolutely nothing lmao

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Apr 2

"welcome to our gander reveal party!"
"Don't you mean..."
"No."
Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Apr 2

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Taken in 2013, a person stands atop a natural rock formation overlooking Dartmoor. They are silhouetted, their coat blowing in the winds of a chilly winters day.

I married them 3 years later and we're still together and very much in love.

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Mar 31

That dune poster but the text reads "shitter's clogged"

A Tiberian Pun@tiberianpun· Mar 17

Just the roumdest boi 🥰

3 panel comic by Mr Lovenstein
1. A cop gestures over his shoulder, addressing the grizzled detective he says "hey chief... You're uh... Gonna wanna see this..."
2. They stare at the scene before them; a tiny frog diving a little red car.
3. The chief renders his verdict on the situation: "You're right, this fuckin' rules"

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