Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜

@timetravellr14

OFMD to Garashir pipeline (doing it backwards!) | She/her | 30s | Aroace | Time loop enjoyer, lizard/human courtship voyeur, cat defender (Cattorney®), and lover of optimistic comedies with unexpected depth 💕AO3: @timetraveller14 (fics and vids!)

609 Folgt508 Follower1.020 Posts

YouTube YouTube Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir timetravellr14.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jul 10

Extra content inspired by an answer on tumblr #garak #julianbashir #garashir

Meme with 8 panels based on Garak and Bashir's conversation in 2x18 Profit and Loss, where Bashir asks if Garak is a spy or an outcast and Garak says perhaps he's an outcast spy.
Bashir: Garak, what is rokassa?
Garak: What do you think it is?
Bashir: Well, assuming it's not a fruit...
Bashir: Then maybe it's a fish!
Garak: Or maybe it's a fishy fruit.
Bashir: Ah, how could it be both?
Garak: Do you like sushi, doctor?
Bashir: (Looking at Garak with slightly raised eyes and a slight smile, suddenly holding chopsticks.)

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jul 10

My poll is blowing up on tumblr, so I will ask bsky as well! Had no idea it was such a hot topic! Feel free to elaborate in comments lol #ds9 #deepspacenine #garak #cardassia #cardassian Rokassa juice: Is it fish juice or fruit juice? 1️⃣ Fish juice 2️⃣ Fruit juice 3️⃣ Other (explain!) 📊 Show results

Garak smiling as he drinks rokassa juice

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jun 29

that's for asexual pride

Picture of garlic bread over the asexual flag that says "I prefer garlic bread"

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jun 29

Guess they did this to all the men AND women, this is Garak's:

The upper body padding Andy Robinson had to wear as Garak

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jun 10

Hah! I remember thinking this when I first saw Past Prologue one year ago. And now I've incorporated it into my debut fanfiction 😂 #garak #ds9 #garashir

[Discord log]

Plain Simple Seabird
6/10/25, 4:24 PM
yikes
why are their chests exposed like that, not good armor

iamadequate
6/10/25, 4:26 PM
idk, they're just very proud of their boobs

Plain Simple Seabird
6/10/25, 4:26 PM
I guess so lol
maybe they distract their enemies with them

iamadequate
6/10/25, 4:28 PM
it won't work on garak!

Plain Simple Seabird
6/10/25, 4:28 PM
I think you're right lol

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jun 10

Tbf it was Rhys Darby's fault 😂 #ds9 #garak #blorboversary #ofmd #rhysdarbyfaction #rhysdarby

Discord log of me one year and two weeks ago saying that I was only watching star trek for rhys darby

Discord log from one year ago, after watching DS9 Past Prologue, saying "I can't believe I'm a trekkie shipper now, this is all Rhys' fault"

[Repurposed OFMD meme]
Wee John: I used to obsess over OFMD with my friends.
Stede: And now you're a Trekkie!

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jun 10

One year since I stumbled off to tumblr to post about Garak and Deep Space Nine, whoops

I've only had Garak for a year but if anything happened to him, I would blow up my shop with myself in it and blame a Flaxian

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Apr 19

I was going to get the one that said "You saw me in Washington DC" for posterity, but I cannot resist a wordplay! 😆 #rhysdarby #rhysdarbyfaction

Rhys signed this card:
Make mine a double. -Bus orders

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jan 16

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Sep 14

I was baffled by this too when I first saw this description, but I did a risky web search 😆 and I think it might be something like this? lol

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Sep 11

Here’s some pictures of kitties dressed like pirates, hope it helps a little 🐱

Gray kitty with a skull and crossbones bandana

Black and white kitty with skull and crossbones bandana

Me being excited about the black and white kitty walking onto my lap as I sit under Blackbeard’s flag

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Aug 20

Did you see this deleted scene that I just found out about?? 😮 (Source: www.st-minutiae.com/resources/sc...)

64A NEW ANGLE

As Bashir takes Jabara aside.

BASHIR
(quietly)
See that he rests comfortably. I'll
be back within fifty-two hours.

DEEP SPACE: "The Wire" - 03/01/94 - ACT FOUR 48.

64A CONTINUED:

JABARA
Where are you going?

BASHIR
To the Arawath Colony. To find the
man responsible for this.

65 OMITTED

66 INT. DOCKING RING CORRIDOR

Bashir is on his way to Runabout Airlock. He turns a corner
and finds Sisko waiting for him. Bashir looks disappointed,
but not surprised.

BASHIR
Commander.

SISKO
(conversational)
Hello, Doctor. Major Kira tells me
you intend to take a runabout to the
Arawath Colony.

BASHIR
Yes sir. It's a medical emergency.

SISKO
I assume you mean Mister Garak's
emergency.

Bashir nods.

SISKO
Julian, I want to be sure you know
what you're getting yourself into.
You'll be entering Cardassian
territory alone, in a Federation
runabout. If anything happens to
you, if they decide to detain you,
I'm not sure I'll be able to get you
back. The Central Command could
manufacture a dozen different reasons
to hold onto you and we'd have a
hell of a time proving them wrong.

BASHIR
I realize that. But I have to go.
Garak's life is at stake.

DEEP SPACE: "The Wire" - 03/01/94 - ACT FOUR 49.

60 CONTINUED:

SISKO
I'm not questioning your medical
judgement. Or your courage.
(a beat)
When I was your age, I was assigned
to the Federation embassy on Romulus.
One of our Romulan kitchen staff, a
man named Stolpan, got arrested by
the Tal Shiar for political
improprieties. Somehow I got the
foolish idea that I could go into
Tal Shiar Headquarters and convince
them to set him free.
(shakes his head at
his own foolishness)
Curzon took me aside and said the
same thing I'm about to say to you...
(heartfelt)
You won't do Garak or yourself any
good if you're rotting in some
Cardassian prison. Now I want you
to promise me, that at the first
sign of trouble, you'll forget about
Garak and get the hell out of there.

BASHIR
I'll do my best.

SISKO
No you won't. You'll think you're
invulnerable and keep going despite
the danger. I know I did at your
age. But at least try and be careful.
I can't afford to lose a good officer.

BASHIR
I... appreciate that, sir. I won't
let you down.

SISKO
You'd better not. I don't have the
time to break in a new doctor.

Sisko smiles to let Bashir know he was joking. Bashir returns
the smile, then turns toward the Airlock.

DEEP SPACE: "The Wire" - 03/01/94 - ACT FOUR 50.

66 CONTINUED: (2)

BASHIR
(an afterthought)
Sir... What happened to Stolpan?
Did you free him?

SISKO
(smiles)
I'll tell you when you get back.
(a beat)
Good luck.

Bashir acknowledges Sisko, then heads for the Airlock.

ANGLE ON SISKO

Who watches him go.

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jul 1

Stede Bonnet saying "I've often said that."

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jun 10

Um Hulu can you please reword this

Email advertisement from Hulu that says "The Handmaid's Tale Is Here"

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· May 13

lol... yes, I constantly debate this with myself I'm really curious what kind of music "coastal grandma" is 🤔 uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Apr 21

Just call me the Sea, I guess 🤭

Spin the bottle, pointing at Buttons (OFMD)

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Apr 20

Found a new AU

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Apr 10

See a beach post a beach Heeey look what my computer's default lockscreen is right now 😮

Screenshot of a computer lockscreen. It's a beach in Aotearoa New Zealand at sunrise or sunset, and it's either very similar to or the same one where OFMD filmed

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Apr 6

Had the funnest day yesterday watching #BehindOurFlag and talking about OFMD with @scribophile.bsky.social 😊 Looking forward to our next pirate adventure! 🏴‍☠️ 🌟

Selfie of Scrib and Seabird at the oceanfront

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Mar 25

Just in time for my birthday 🥰 🎂 @remreader.bsky.social

Little knit kraken in ace colors (purple, white, gray, black) with a note saying “Thank you for supporting trans kids! I hope you live your new kraken buddy. From Rachel @remreader.”

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Mar 8

I got my bracelet today, so pretty!! I love the sparkly beads 🤩

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Mar 5

Cute! Still available?

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Mar 4

May I have one please, Frenchie?

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Mar 2

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Feb 26

A list of companies owned by Amazon. They own Twitch too, huh. Also MGM Holdings, Audible, GoodReads, and IMDb. Wow. [Full text list here] www.smbcompass.com/everything-o...

An infographic listing companies owned by Amazon. The full list in text form can be found at the link in the post.

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Feb 25

Remember not to buy anything this Friday! #economicblackout2025

Economic Blackout on February 28, 2025. Take part and share the news! If you haven’t heard, there will be an economic blackout Feb 28 nationwide. This means don’t buy ANYTHING unless it’s from a small business. No gas, fast food, and definitely not Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Get the word out! We want THEM to see that WE have the power. We will start with 1 day, then 3, then specific companies until our message is heard. Please spread the word! Thank you!

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Feb 23

Nice summary of the economic boycotts coming up!

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Feb 4

@r3dleprechaun.bsky.social I got my King's cake card today, too! This is so adorable and sweet, and the design is so cool! You could be a greeting card designer! Thank you so much for the lovely wish 🥰🌟 I wish for happiness and good things for you this year :)

A square card with a glittery cake in the middle and Jim's knife. It says "Cut the cake by turning the knife."

After spinning the knife in a circle counterclockwise, it reveals another layer with a drawing of Wee John wearing a gold crown. It says "Sorry, Wee John drew the crown. He's making an outfit for you with it!"

Inside the card, there is a drawing of Pete on the left like the one Lucius drew on the wall of the ship. The right side says "Hi Rebecca, I wish for you to find people who see you this year. Happy belated king's day, Clara/Puck." And there are some butterfly stickers!

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jan 25

Oh lord I’m doing this, here I go

Plain Simple Seabird 🖤🐨🤍💜@timetravellr14· Jan 22

"That's MY chair! That's the captain's chair!!!" (And then immediately apologizing when I remember that HE's the captain 🙇)