Tim Ostlund-Foss

@timostlundfoss

Writer at Sounder at Heart, singer and dancer with Seattle Men’s Chorus, wife guy, dog dad, creator and consumer of food and beverages. Personal writing at

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Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· 9d

Baby’s second time at a Sounders-Timbers away game, and first time not in the press box. Anything could happen!

A cute little field in an old baseball stadium with Sounders players warming up in clear view of a fitness center in Portland

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jul 6

Vamos

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jul 2

Always on time.

Morgan Hughes, of yellow smoke bomb in a bathroom fame, said “people who weren’t around for the Great Capo War of 2013 Qualifying don’t understand how easy of a win this will be for USMNT on Monday.

The AO Seattle chapter and their soccer-inventing cheerleaders have been planning for this exact day for 100 (13) years.

Belgium has zero chance.

ZERO. CHANCE.”

A man in a yellow shirt points at himself in the mirror with text that reads:

“GET IN THERE AND MAKE IT ABOUT YOU”

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jul 1

I’ve seen the British anti-enchilada post.

“I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.” - @NotABigJerk

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jun 27

A little taste of the atmosphere on the saved penalty

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jun 27

It’s not that full yet, but it’s loud as hell for Egypt vs Iran

Lumen Field under a lightly clouded sky 30 minutes before Egypt and Iran play in the World Cup in Seattle

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jun 15

Egypt post-match fits are hard asf

Egyptian player speaking to media wearing olive green warmups

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jun 8

Believe me, we’re all over it!

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jun 8

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Jun 7

Hey man, congratulations. I didn’t realize you had your own football club

Club Deportivo Morón is an Argentine sports club located in the city of Morón, Buenos Aires. Deportivo Morón’s football team currently plays in Primera B Nacional, the second division of the Argentine Football league system.

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· May 28

Always on the lookout for @circlingseasports.bsky.social

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· May 20

[P] quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

The bones are their money
So are the worms

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· May 6

Might not be the best Bob’s Burgers quote, but I thought it was funny for this purpose

Look, Steve, I was acting weird before, that was Linda's dumb idea. But I don't wanna play games with you. So just come have some of my rib roast.

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· May 6

whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· May 6

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Apr 23

Alex Roldan subbing out of the game last weekend, only for Cristian Roldan to drop in to play CB.

an image depicting 8 SpongeBob SquarePants cubes stacked to make a 3x3 square with one space open in the top-right corner as a ninth SpongeBob approaches to fill the open space. the text “my brother just another me” is emblazoned in papyrus over the image.

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Apr 18

Food for thought

The Quaker Oats man stands with a parchment that reads “pure” while wearing a shirt, jacket, neck scarf, hat, socks and shoes, but no pants.

The text around him reads “DO YOU EAT YOUR BOOGERS | IF NOT YOU SHOULD THEY ARE THE BEST”

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Apr 17

1/4 of a Costco pack of Kirkland Signature Ultra Soft, to be exact

A 36-roll pack of Kirkland Signature Ultra Soft Premium Bath Tissue, with purple packaging

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Apr 4

Georgi to Atencio at his first training

Goofy wearing a Hypebeast outfit, talking to the girl from the Goofy Movie in a messy apartment living room with clothes all over the floor, saying “damn, bitch, you live like this?”

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Apr 3

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Mar 26

Danny Musovski’s on the bench, but I’m still checking in on Denmark vs North Macedonia as they approach halftime

Denmark vs North Macedonia in a World Cup qualifying playoff. In the 43rd minute the score is tied 0-0, but Denmark have held 72% of possession, and out-shot North Macedonia 10-0.

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Mar 24

Please show your work.

“Our organization has been diligently focused on the fan and creating an incredible experience,” said Hugh Weber, President of Business Operations for Seattle’s professional soccer clubs. “This partnership is about unlocking more customized connections that reflect what our fans expect and deserve. It’s foundational in how we engage with our communities for years to come."

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Mar 20

I love Dune

Paul Atreides stands, knife held aloft, beside his love Chani. Both wear Fremen still suits. Text above them reads: “I pissed my pants | I drank my pants piss”

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Mar 18

When your manager hands you a pamphlet for his side hustle

A soccer player in a blue jersey holds a large note handed to him by his boss, a man with glasses and a turtleneck who has his hand on his shoulder

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Mar 15

Me, seeing Cody Gakpo lined up once again for Liverpool FC

Victor Osimhen wearing a Nigeria kit with a quote that reads, “I pray for everybody. I really do. Except for landlords.”

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Mar 13

There’s snow in Seattle, so here’s Babka playing in it

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Mar 7

This was also Babka’s official podcast debut. His influence wasn’t obvious, but it was crucial. He’ll be a star before we know it

Babka, the most perfect chocolate loaf of a dog looking up expectantly

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Feb 24

per the league, teams retain player rights for drafted players until December 31 of the following year if they aren’t signed by the league.

SuperDraft Priority List
Unless claimed on Waivers, a player who was drafted by a particular club through the MLS SuperDraft and did not sign with the League is placed on that club's "SuperDraft Priority List" until December 31 of the year after the draft (i.e., for 2026 MLS SuperDraft, until December 31, 2027), after which the club loses the priority rights to sign the player.

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Feb 21

I would have sworn there was a specific term for that

Tim Ostlund-Foss@timostlundfoss· Feb 21

I love Charley, man.