Dearest viewer...
@tinybah
(I'll get back to this soon)
Apparently when I drink, and make an effort I'm a delight to be around. Unlike most days where I'm a sour old man. The duality of me 🌚🌝
The wedding was amazing, newlyweds looked SO good in their kilts! I got told many times: "you smell good!" and "you look like a cover from a romance novel". Taking and internalising those compliments. 🫶 I got invited at the wedding to the friends-anniversary get away this week. 😄
Is it time to open the "universal studios Florida, assort r salt water taffy" candy?!
It's a pretty day today, got my nails cleaned up, and said hello to the bees in my garden. 🌸
I think I'm addicted to this low effort coffee style, just makes me feel fancy like I'm having a cocktail at work. ✨🌈☕
I'm getting better at these. Look at those 3 layers, and the gradient! 🤍🤎
Lunch is gyoza and dumplings 🥟 Got Larry doing the vacuuming in the background.
Monday morning, sugar & spiced whipped coffee while listening to The Veronicas at a deafening volume to drown out the bullshit that is my current job... ☕🎧🎶 (I have a promotion lined up to a new team, but won't be happening until September. 😩)
So, apparently some of you like to be called little and gay, I get it. Keep being my tiny homo amigos✨
I was told on Thursday that I got the job! ✨ Things have not officially been signed yet, and it wont be real to me until it is. I'm happy but very mellowed by the fact it could all be ripped away. As a side note, I adore foot rubs and some good tongue action🦶
Freshly trimmed and bathed, these fat, heavy balls are ready for the weekend ahead. ✌️
A series of enjoyable moments. A good semi is always fun, enough to flop around and feel it's weight. 🏋️🍆
Seeing Lights at King Tuts. She's just such an extraordinary singer and show person! 🫶
It's my birthday, take a photo and send it. Lets see them sexy people that follow me. 🫶
Don't mind me just going to have a goon sesh to the hill giants in OSRS.
Nioh 3, loving the change of pace with the game this time around. The switching between samurai and ninja with each having their own mechanics allows for some serious attack flow customisation! 💥 Tonfa & Switchglaives > all 💥
Got all my children outside to enjoy the heavy rain and give them a good wash. 🌿☘️🪴🌱💦💧
I survived night 1. Neck pillow keeping my head forced forward, stopping me from putting weight on the new piercing. So uncomfortable, must have woke up around 10 times throughout the night. 😮💨 But I'm alive, and I thrive!
All done, didn't hurt, just a bit uncomfortable, now comes the challenge of trying not to touch to let it heal! Love it and can't wait to be able to get cute little hopes in it! (Months from now) Sin contacto! 🚫🖐️ Solo mira ✅👀
Tomorrow I get my double helix ear piercing that I've wanted since I was in my 20s. Trying to enjoy myself in 2026, there's too many shit things in the world currently, so I'll.do.what I can to make myself happy. 🫶
Not feeling great the past couple days. Felt pent up and had to release... what a load! 🌊🌊🌊 Pooled up on my chest, filled my belly button, soaked my pubes... That was a lot and felt amazing!
Made myself a quick gingerbread house to get me into the festive spirit ☃️❄️🎄
Mal-content tells me to do something, I do it. *Additional bonus dog so that he can share with the man* EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Live the commentary 🤣 It is a good place to go and just watch the hairy beasts, Nyx approved.