I have received the greatest casting call listing ever

Me everyday, mentally

Yayy I didnt cry

The chandler better hit me

Front row to the phantom of the opera so luckyyyyyy

This is how I always envisioned my sapphic relationship would be like

I'm fucking losing it - when Disney rebranded their failed "Superstar Limo" ride into a Monsters Inc. ride, they re-purposed the Drew Carey animatronic at the end

I make him talk to me like this

Me two days into the work week

My friends: you gotta see Nolans new movie. The majesty, the technique, the filmmaking Me:

This belongs in a museum

What high schoolers look like to an 8-year-old

Gunna grow me a dog

Average furry friend group (out of fursuit)

She really should be skating north from the pier towards Malibu. You get to watch the sunset the entire way!!!

Keely will always be a California girl 🌴 ☀️ skating from the pier down to Venice Beach ⛱️ but who's going to tell her she doesnt need to use a Sony Walkman anymore? Thank you so much @pookieesukiro.bsky.social for this art!

This shit is funny to me

I lay down and this idiot jumps on me in less than 3 seconds

*boomer voice" get me my coorded phone

Keely is back in her territory

Vibes

Work from home vs work at office

She sprayin' 🥵💦

Their surrogate (lesbian) mom (neighbor) who took them under her wing after they came out gay in the 1970s

People forget about the actual first, gay Disney couple

Small