Agent Bill Maxwell (@tirottasaurus42) · DIRTY

Agent Bill Maxwell

@tirottasaurus42

Recovering fat kid. Retired SID, college p.r. pro/freelance sports guy. Yankees & Domer, reluctant G-men watcher, pop-culture junkie. Decent husband, proud daddy. Too many Funkos & #RSVLTS. Sometimes witty & charming Life on the North Coast and #DadJokes.

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Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· 18d

The final #ICOTD🍦 of Vacation 2026: peaches and cream. Until next year Linwood.

Final night of ice cream for a while plus Cam Schlittler dominating.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· 19d

Penultimate #ICOTD🍦: Feelin' Dangerous? (Chocolate peanut butter brownie - J) & Raspberry Chocolate Chip (A)

I'll stop this annoying ice cream thing tomorrow I promise

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· 20d

Wednesday #ICOTD🍦: Cheesecake Cookie Face-Off for both of us (and the kids too). Went wild and crazy tonight with the sugar cone!

Annoying people with my ice cream pictures.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· 21d

Tuesday's #ICOTD🍦 was a bit of a safe choice based on options: Butter Pecan (J and A), Superman (D) and (kinda pictured) Peanut Butter Tilly Tracks (L)

The family enjoying Ice Cream of the Day at sunset on the beach.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· 22d

Tonight's #ICOTD🍦 was solo: Peanut Butter Tilly Truffle

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· 23d

#ICOTD🍦 Brown Butter Bourbon Truffle (J) and Peanut Butter Tilly Truffle (A)

A very attractive woman and her way outclassed husband enjoying ice cream cones.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· 24d

Bringing my vacation tradition to Bluesky: Ice Cream of the Day #ICOTD Saturday: Birthday Cske (J) and Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake (A)

Ice Cream of the Day: Birthday Cake for me, Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake for wife

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Nov 10

Giants fans, I guess there's only one question to now ask.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Oct 15

Hear me out.. #milliondollaridea

Hear me out: double-stuffed Fig Newtons. Admit it, you'd buy these.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Oct 5

See also: the Yankees

10-ply, super soft toilet paper. Or the New York Yankees against the Blue Jays

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Aug 24

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Apr 23

For pitches. Down a run and they saw four pitches.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Apr 23

Make it make sense

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Apr 7

Every time I see one of my local elected officials post something on social media

A uniformed police officer poses with a stern look, accompanied by the text, "If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Feb 21

But where do we stand on sideburns?

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Jan 23

We're all Hank Hill. Every day now.

Hank Hill telling it like it is in America 2025. Sigh.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Jan 20

Today's the day...we're gonna win. Fight! Fight! Fight! #GoIrish

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Jan 5

Where was this performance a week ago? Could have wrapped up the top pick.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Dec 23

A day for the rest of us

A hipster doofus on strike from a local bagel company protesting his right to celebrate new and made up holidays

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Dec 22

Simply, a legend. #Rickey

When I was younger, my dad would get me out of school early and we would drive to Cleveland to watch the Yankees take batting practice before the game. Sometimes we had good luck getting there early enough for autographs. Once we met Rickey outside the Clubhouse entrance to Municipal Stadium back in like 87-89. He got out of the cab and went to head inside, walking by us. We asked him to sign for us, told us he had left his wallet in his locker the night before and had to grab it to get the cabbie. We figured he'd send a clubhouse kid out to pay and we'd never see him again.

But sure enough, Rickey comes out, pays the cab fare, tips the driver $100 and signs baseballs and cards for us and talks to me, my dad and our cousins for like 20 minutes. One of the friendliest guys you'd meet. Just making small talk with some random fans a few hours before a game. I was a Rickey fan from that point forward.

Legend #Rickey

Rickey Henderson signed baseball

The 89 Yankees were a trip man.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Dec 6

The never-ending Thanksgiving break...

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Nov 16

Bacon avocado Benedict for brunch with my work team

The bacon avocado Benedict at Kver Easy at the Depot in Kent, Ohio will fill your soul in ways you never imagined.

Agent Bill Maxwell@tirottasaurus42· Dec 14

Because I read the Cup of Coffee newsletter every day, I know what this is. Thanks @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social !