Because I just came up with it yesterday? Here's Chuck Gnoll

Billy Gibbons is the last man standing.

This moment is up there with that time @fabiannicieza.bsky.social insulted my ballsack on X

A cover mock-up for The Legendary Volume 2 coming out October 31st

This book has sold more copies than my first book has

La La Land will play Johnny Blaze and he looks just about as excited about this as we are.

I suddenly have an entire RoU. From 0 BC to post pandemic.

I'ma uprooted that tree

Definitely shits in the woods.

@actualnames.bsky.social

The shadows betray you.

@threetwoeephus.bsky.social @actualnames.bsky.social Miroslav Satan

The new Mr. Fantastic Marvel Legends Action Figure

However....

This was 10 years ago

Eat Hot Lead You Fucking Snails!!

Oh you KNOW that I'm gonna get.

Also Kate Mulgrew Ron Washington And Willie Nelson

How can you not be romantic about Baseball

Don't forget the Tetas hat

There was once an account.....in the old days.