tlytaoq is scared of fireworks

@tlytaoq

i will die for prison and cop abolition. acab. any pronouns, they all give me energy. oh fucks i am 40

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tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· May 10

i love this little freak so much. i pick them just because of the energy they bring to the table.

magic the gathering secrets of strixhaven set uncommon card "leech collector". 1 generic and 1 black mana for a 2/2 human warlock creature with a prepared spell. their art looks like a mage absolutely overjoyed to have a leech in a glass beaker.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· May 8

o hey you drew your future neat

THE neco arcruid pointing at the viewer and calling them gay, because she would know.
-art by the magnificent Icy

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Mar 8

i have a feeling the shape of that corner of your soul was the exact dimensions of noi

noi, the tall, massively musclar, silver haired sorceress of the dorohedoro series. she appears to have been reading a book, but she is now staring right into the core of your spirit with her amazing red irises~

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Mar 7

oh i am a BIG fan of this

a screenshot of webbedsite youraislopbores.me with my prompt "please draw an AI crying a lot because it's a loser and rightfully lost its job to a human?"
and the accompanied HUMAN response is of an absolutely lovely drawing of a dumbass robot crying and wishing it were dead. 10/10 no notes. wish it would let me cosplay as AI it seems fun.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Feb 27

@tess.bzky.team they put jaco in pokemon and i cant wait to play this and name one jaco 💚🔥

a screenshot of one of the latest pokemon starters announced just today: Pombon. pombon is a fire type puppy pokemon that looks like a joyful pomeranian with maximum fiery floof. it's such an adorable little biscuit and i cannot wait to care for/battle with it 😭

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Dec 21

look at him just just look at him yes fat AND goopy

a photo of author charles dickens sitting very bisexually in a fancy chair.
his stuff is on full display and you are pretty sure he busts like a dam every day and night because that is the energy he is giving.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Nov 15

endless nut november day 14:

a comic panel of a partially muscled skeleton standing by a security fence guarded by gunmen. it appears to be screaming for at least 30 seconds.
the text in the panel reads: "november 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing..."
i am insinuating this is me while i cum.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Nov 11

reskeet with an iconic fictional band:

album cover for the band Moonage Lobotomy, the band from the video game Hylics. it features the faces of the members on a pitch black background. from top to bottom right:
wayne, the guitarist and main character of the series, with his signature yellow crescent moon head.
dedusmuln, the theremin and drum player, with a head looking like two horns covering one's face.
pongorma, who plays a strange keyboard called "The Joyous". his head resembles a red helmet that looks like a fish creature.
and finally somsnosa, the singer and expert bug handler. she looks like the woman i want to be, blue faced and headdress that resembles an odd skull.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Oct 8

reskeeted with alt text:

a masked girl and the pumpkin she is about to fuck because it's Halloween times

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Aug 8

LOOK AT HIM

Christian Gonzalez, newest cornerback of the new England patriots. he looks like he's gonna score just by paralyzing his opponents with his handsomeness. gods his CHIN AND HAIR MMMMM

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Jul 20

i also found out he was the voice of jagi in the newest fist of the north star and he is cute i wanna kiss his face

a photograph of Kaiji Tang, a chinese born english boice actor and extremely handsome man.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Jul 14

lol "group". lady i am one person. also we know these DMs are not real and you're only real scared of being called what you are: a blatant transphobe.

a cute little kitty cat handing you your signature clown wig and clown nose, because you dropped them, because you're a clown.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Jul 14

day 56 "my historic racing horsegirl got super depressed listening to boomer music after the dj told her it was boomer music. given that her kind barely lives to 25 years, i kinda get it. anyway, im gonna find this dj and kill him."

a screenshot of the anime historic racing horse game in which... i dunno i never actually played it or watched it i just assume/pray you're not romantically involved with any of them. you're just training them i swear. anyway, the screenshot is of a text interaction between a horse lady and the radio she is listening to:

radio dj "whew, that one really takes me back! let's continue our trip down memory lane with more golden oldies!"

maruzensky the horse lady "...huh? n- no way! that was... a classic? but i was really grooving with it... how could this be?"

maruzensky's mood drops like a rock.

mood went DOWN.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· May 26

then this is your ideal man? me too.

alex louis armstrong striking one of his many signature shirtless poses. it is absolutely unreal that the series didn't revolve around him and his efforts to become the strongest alchemist via weightlifting and choreography. i both hate and love fma based entirely on how they presented and gutted my favorite character in any anime ever.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· May 18

a photo of the immortal Martin Short taken in the same year the Star Wars original trilogy concluded. he is wearing a bright red suit and a back bowtie. he appears to be saluting, read for duty. his eyes sparkle with WISDOM.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· May 16

same. also, have you met the man beneath? he goofy, but also "would".

the official Macdonald's Mac Tonight mascot holding his moon-shaped mask in his hands and smiling at the camera like an absolute lovable dork. he is a 30ish white man with curly brownish red hair. you can tell his dick is thick and balloon-scent free. would.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· May 14

an electronic, light-up, musical baby mobile. complete with a silly monkey, hippo, elephant and bear iconography.
this is the natural predecessor to the modern hybrid car displays and gadgets. which is the mph indicator? i dunno probably the bear. hehe, silly bear.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· May 2

🎶 i had an out of body experience the other day her name was jesus 🎶 🎶 and for her everyone cried everyone cried everyone criiiiiiiied 🎶

julie andrews playing music on her acoustic guitar in a hilly field for the ratfuck kids in the sound of music, except she's singing Suite-Pee by System of a Down because she's trying to radicalize them.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Apr 19

this is a paul checkpoint post a famous paul, please i will not actually bar your entry

john paul jones circa 1970
hair long, ax (bass) steady in hands, probably thinking lord of the rings thoughts

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Apr 15

me every damn day on this decaying ball of dirt:

picture of me in full clown regalia: painted smile, multicolored frills, yellow wig, coned hat w/fluffy ball on the tip, and an iconic squeaky red nose. a host of balloons are behind me, and i have taken a silly-surprised pose. im so silly.
in my eyes you can see the reflection of the world's many horrors.
im so fukken silly.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Feb 26

post a photo that aided you in your trans journey: to this very day, i wanna look like her...

original album cover for the edgar winter group's "they only come out at night" which features a shirtless edgar winter with deep red lipstick, light blue eyeliner, a dimple jewel, a stylish silver necklace, and luscious flowing blonde hair. he is leaned sideways and peering into the sky. as a child, looking this way was an unattainable goal. as an adult, i will not rest until i look like her.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Jan 25

this sexy lad is a kamen rider, if you did not know:

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Jan 25

without downloading new pictures (actually i dont care, download away the internet is in your hands) where are you mentally?

*inhales deep and sensually*
here is darth maul of star wars in nothing but a loin cloth and his double-bladed red lightsaber is just OUT. he is kneeling and very muscular. why? because he works out. o you mean why is he kneeling? he's stretching after his workout. yeah. *sharp inhale, licks lips*

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Jan 23

reskeeted with alt text:

fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fucking garbage ass random ass wheel of ass fortune. i fucking hate. i hate it. i hate fucking burning perfectly good 10$ hermits over taking ANOTHER FUCKING SPIN OF THE FUCKING WHEEL. but it's ME i do it to ME.
and then AND THEN WHEN IT DOES FUCKING WORK!? FOILS MY GROS MICHEL THAT I IMMEDIATELY FUCKING EAT GODS FUCKING DAMMIT SHIT ASS.

description: the tarot card wheel of fortune from popular card game balatro. it has a 25% chance to do absolutely nothing of worth. take the 5 buck temperance instead you fraud.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Jan 2

who in basketball is the 🐐? wrong answers only:

the most recognizable cracker from the boston celtics: larry bird. moat famous for being a recognizable cracker on the celtics, tyrants of the east.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Dec 24

"you will be visited by three spirits!" the three spirits:

larry, curly and moe: illustrious beacons of physical comedy the three stooges.
i always imagine curly would be christmas present, moe is cristmas past, and larry would be the silent and awkward christmas future that just gets fed up with scrooge and pushes him into an open hole because that's where the rich ultimately belong.

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tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Nov 20

logging on

final fantasy 8's squall lionheart complete with fur collared denim jacket, brown emo cracker hair, and gaping hole through the center of his face because the sorceress of the future completed her connection with herself in the past and collapsed all of time together and in those moments squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead squall is dead and we celebrate the sorceress

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Nov 2

oh hey i have been sitting on this #hotdogSin for a while. and this kinda shit is ALL over the net. local places will construct edible sins and people will pay for it. i will eventually include non-restaurant hotdog sin varieties, but these restaurants make this task SO easy.

a phone photo of a standard restaurant hotdog sin. it is a split frank coated in mayo, cereal, and sriracha. the bun appears toasted but otherwise flavorless.
the background appears to be a modern cafe like a starbucks. it looks like the type of place if i wrote my name on my order some joker named Shep would call out "order up for uuuhhh" and hold on the uh until i took the food sin from him.
the photo is accompanied with text above that reads like an advertisement:
"If you thought the sweet and salty dog was crazy wait until you try the sweet and spicy dog
100% all beef hot dog on a toasted bun with mayo, captain crunch with crunch berries and sriracha drizzle"
i mean im sure it tastes "fine" but i am gonna puke from laughing.

tlytaoq is scared of fireworks@tlytaoq· Oct 31

the only pixar mom for disney fan bill kezos: