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@tmaher

Stay for dinner and water and music. Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.

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tmaher@tmaher· 23d

The only nixonmaxxing any of us should accept. I fucking dare them to follow through.

Richard Nixon smirking and looking positively coy sipping a drink through a straw out of some sort … I want to say it’s a goblet of some kind?

Richard Nixon looking downright stolid as he humorously sips from a coconut.

tmaher@tmaher· 26d

Dort’s freedom fantasy:

tmaher@tmaher· 27d

It’s shit like this that makes me think maybe Jeff bezoar is right and we should put all our industry in space. Or the forest tires, at least.

tmaher@tmaher· 27d

Going down!

tmaher@tmaher· 27d

Yeah, thanks. I’d noticed.

tmaher@tmaher· 28d

Tactical coffee!

Eddie Murphy as Randy Watson saying “Sexual Chocolate” in “Coming to America”

tmaher@tmaher· 29d

“It wasn’t my time! I’m not supposed to be here!”

tmaher@tmaher· 29d

And another one (regrettably with no attribution because I got it off Twitter years ago but it might be an @bransonreese.bsky.social original, though maybe not)

What looks like the cover to a rap album featuring a cartoon bear or mouse wearing a hoodie, some gold chains and a pair of sunglasses in front of a roiling storm cloud with lightning bolts coming out of it, under the label, “Dr. Poop: It’s Getting Bad.”

tmaher@tmaher· 29d

This guy’s always on call:

A four panel comic. On the top left there sits a green skinned man in a red shirt and a pompadour saying, “hey, there’s a reason they call me Dr. Diarrhea.” The top right panel is a man in a hard hat entering the frame saying, “Nope! nope. Shut it down. Shut this one down.” The bottom left panel shows the second man dismantling the first as if he were theater prop, while someone from out of frame says, “load it all in the truck. Get it out of here.” The final panel on the bottom right shows a white square lying at an angle, as if the whole panel had been cleaned of everything from Dr. Diarrhea’s first panel and then fallen over, while two more speech bubbles come from out of frame saying, “Garbage. Just useless. Utterly pointless,” and “And pick up that frame.”

tmaher@tmaher· Jul 12

A portrait of Union general John Sedgwick from the American Civil War, who famously said, "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance," right before being shot and killed by a sharpshooter.

tmaher@tmaher· Jul 8

A screen cap from the Simpsons where Bart and Lisa are in a cart passing through the underwhelming Screamatorium. They are passing an old woman who is saying (and is captioned) “Behold the ravages of age.”

tmaher@tmaher· Jul 2

Makes me think of this.

Two BlueSky posts, the first a quote from @postmalone where they are talking about why Costco is successful, and the second from Shiv Ramadas commenting on the first, saying, “it’s fascinating to watch Costco lap everyone of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they’re impressed yet”

tmaher@tmaher· Jun 29

This but for modern basketball

tmaher@tmaher· Jun 27

Feel the shtag

tmaher@tmaher· Jun 25

I feel like this is the underlying position of a lot of people from the UK regarding ac use, but it’s also pretty clearly the position of a lot of Midwesterners I know.