Melanie C looked like this at one point??? I hope she caused a lot of lesbian awakenings.

Step 2: Watch a silly little movie

Heatwave mode activated: Always be snackin'. And drinking! Always be drinkin'.

This little gal has a uterine inflammation and is gonna have surgery tonight. It's the first time she's been away overnight 🥺Fingers crossed it goes well and she's not too anxious.

Mainly roe-deer! They like to chill outside my window. Sometimes squirrels, though I see more in the park than around my house. I used to see hedgehogs around but they're kind of rare these days :( Where my mum lives there's a lot of hares.

dadcore

Okay I've decided this isn't for me. Us hot gals with IBS need instant access to TikTok on the toilet.

7.30 isn't a terribly early wake up time, but it means I need to go to bed soon and the sky looks like this.

I've probably done more googling than this woman's text deserves, but oh man - that Kuntsman quote sure was taken out of context.

They're YOUR cartridges and they're used because I used them but then had to take them out and clean them in order to use them up fully. Jfc.

I was gonna do summer movies for my Letterboxd favourites this month and accidentally ended up with three imperative sentences. Anyone know of a good third one I can use? (Still needs to be a summer movie, I'm sticking with that.) #Letterboxd

You know what? Even if this doesn't work on me at all I really appreciate the pun.

😥 #Rivals

#LastFourWatched Highs and lows (the high point being Josie and the Pussycats of course).

I'm helping my mum with her application for sick pension for her ME/CFS and it involves a surprising amount of reading research papers from journals of neurology. *well, maybe not surprising to me, but probably to the general population

Looking at photos from yesterday and realising I don't have dimples, but dimple (singular).

Me too, Cameron. Me too. #Rivals

ps. The kind of photo that inspires immediate, instinctive fear and dread in me: Big man-made objects in water.

I would genuinely enjoy a gospel choir cover of Come on Eileen. I guess I am the target audience. #SNLUK

ps. The Charter of Fundamental Rights of the European Union explicitly names the right to strike, if anyone's curious.

Have I done the one task I need to do before tomorrow? No. But I have made myself a new starting page for Chrome. So.

Accurate #Rivals

Ew, is this how conservatives flirt? #Rivals

Sorry far this has mainly been a sex-heavy soap opera, I did not expect to have my heart broken like this. #Rivals

Meanwhile Freddie/Danny Dyer isn't really my type but this is attractive. #Rivals

I mean

Aw! One of my mum's two dogs is like that as well. In everything else he's super chill, but when it comes to walks or the sounds of dogs outside he's On Edge. Always barking at other dogs, cats, suitcases and on occasion suspicious shadows. Nervous little guy

Gotta love a Dropout cameo #Hacks

This baby in an episode of Bones looks SO FAMILIAR and I feel like I'm going a little crazy from not being able to find out why. No baby actor listed. 😖

I think the 'bingo instead of classic drinking game' option for movie nights is good, but it does need some finetuning. 🤔 Unlike Hackers, which is a perfect movie, obviously.