I always forget to do this after birthdays… 😅 But yikes, I can really feel that big 40 looming in the distance now… 🥲

Genuinely gutted this didn’t get a theatrical release because I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT ❤️😭 #ATLA #Aang

Gran Canaria’s gay beach was a 10/10 - great weather, great atmosphere and lovely people 🏖️ Plus, no swimsuit needed 😉

Popped out to get some bits for Udon whilst we’re away and have promptly melted. It’s bloody hot out here! Udon also appears appalled 😂👀

Was far too windy to paddleboard yesterday, so took the chance to cook myself in the garden with a book ☀️😎 #Summer #Naturist

Had to laugh at how tired I looked this morning 🤣 I have got to remember that a run on Slay the Spire is not just a 5 min undertaking

Suppose there are worse walks home from work ☀️

I would very much like to be here again, rather than finishing up a boring ass work day 🥲😭

Udon normally: Calm. Lovely baby. Full of love. Sleepy. Udon with one particular toy: Murderous. Feral demon. Full of rage. Unhinged.

3D printed a switch 2 dock. It’s so damn cute! 🥲 #Pokopia #Switch2 #3DPrinting

Opening Bluesky for the first time in while on humpday like 🫣

Finally got my first pair of Jordans (thanks Vinted 👌) I may become obsessed 😅

Retail therapy is a valid form of self-care, right? 🤔

Starting my week off with a lay in and my first god-pack!? 🙌

*SPIDER WARNING* Saved this big guy from our murderous cats, and how does he thank me? By running up my hand when I go to release him… If anyone needs me, I’ll be sobbing in the fetal position until further notice 🫡

What a glorious day 🙌 Took a friend paddling for the first time, took to it like a duck to water

I snuck into one of the photos at the paddle event last weekend 😶‍🌫️

Went swimming (finally) for the first time in ages on my lunch yesterday and it was so nice to be back in the water 😭 I did realise how much my physical fitness has deteriorated since I last went though… Yikes 😅

There were seals! And they were curious enough to come say hi 😭

Well this is awkward 😬 #Pokemon #TCGP

The state of Amazon at the moment - it's no wonder Prime day was so abysmal for them 😂 The entire store is now just filled with a ton of dropshipped products at ridiculously inflated prices from Temu / AliExpress etc.

Billie Eilish was absolutely incredible last night 🥲

Oh hey childhood nostalgia 😭❤️ Littleroot town holds a special place in my heart 🥲

“Tom, you’ve been set to ‘away’ on Teams all morning?” Yeah sorry, couldn’t reach my keyboard “Huh?”

This does mean I’m currently feeling ✨extra✨ af doing housework in new hi-tops, trying to break them in 🤣

Friendly reminder to those that put down people for their interests / hobbies:

Some minor speedbumps this morning (I forgot my paddle 😅) but still managed to get out on the water 😎

Absolutely done with today. Get me back out on the water away from people please 😭

You can do this with an automation in shortcuts 😊 One automation to enable rotation when certain apps are opened, and another to disable it when you close them again

Joined the queue within a MINUTE of the store listing the products & have now been waiting for 1:40, watching everything sell out 🫠 Meanwhile scalpers have products listed on eBay for double the price 👏 @mtgsecretlair.com switching to limited run prints has ruined secret lair for actual fans... 🚮